Sex on the Floor (2 Viewers)

[DancingDingo]

Hey i was wondering has anyone had sex on the floor and if so was it good. My mate said it was really good coz u have heaps of space much more than on a bed but cockroaches can make things difficult

 

[hiphophooray123]

cockroaches? lulz

that being said, sex out of bed is alot sexier than sex in bed.

 

[*Baby-K*]

haha if you don't mind the carpet burn

 

[axlenatore]

whats sex like on the ceiling
whats sex like in a vacuum
whats sex like with a vacuum
what is sex

 

[Riet]

Hardwood floors... hmm Id rather just a bed tbh.

 

[DancingDingo]

whats sex like on the ceiling
whats sex like in a vacuum
whats sex like with a vacuum
what is sex

I asked about sex not for a philosopher

 

[whatashotbyseve]

How about sex with a philosopher then?

Do you not watch a movie because it has bad reviews? Why don't you just find out for yourself...

 

[chamelia]

Cockroaches? Fucking ew to whatever girl would subject herself to that. IMO floor sex is only good when you want to minimise noise, ie a quickie at your parents, or someone you brought home to a friends place.

 

[4unitfreak]

Hey i was wondering has anyone had sex on the floor and if so was it good. My mate said it was really good coz u have heaps of space much more than on a bed but cockroaches can make things difficult

Heard of cockroach baits or pest-control men?
Problem solved.

 

[whatashotbyseve]

Lol the chick doesn't ask for condoms. She asks for Mortein.

 

[DancingDingo]

How about sex with a philosopher then?

Yeah I've done that mate. She kept on yelling saying cryptic shit. a complete turn-off

 

[whatashotbyseve]

Gag her then lol.

 

[4unitfreak]

Lol the chick doesn't ask for condoms. She asks for Mortein.

More smart, more safe, Mortein...

 

[settle*precious]

Take me on the floor da da da da da da da.

 

[DancingDingo]

yeah tried mortein wasnt that crash hot. There is also a rat problem which was partly solve with mouse traps but these tended to cause some problems when there was a bit of a tangle with the trap and someone's instrument....... if u get wat i mean

 

[settle*precious]

yeah tried mortein wasnt that crash hot. There is also a rat problem which was partly solve with mouse traps but these tended to cause some problems when there was a bit of a tangle with the trap and someone's instrument....... if u get wat i mean

you can't really be serious?
where the fuck do you live, the outback of nimbin?!

 

[DancingDingo]

you can't really be serious?
where the fuck do you live, the outback of nimbin?!

I'm dead serouis

 

[whatashotbyseve]

Haha.

I think the lesson is sex on the floor is great unless you have a pesticide problem.

 

[H@wkeye!]

yeah tried mortein wasnt that crash hot. There is also a rat problem which was partly solve with mouse traps but these tended to cause some problems when there was a bit of a tangle with the trap and someone's instrument....... if u get wat i mean

Is this another lame attempt to be funny again?

Again i feel i must state; epic failure!

 

[AlleyCat]

its threads like this that make me want to end it all.