Girlfriend wants me to change something.... (1 Viewer)

[kara42]

itt: Tards that can't pick up on trolling.

+1

 

[scaredytiger]

1. Break up with girlfriend.
2. Get a whore.
3. ????
4. Profit!

 

[jack_smith]

Cannibal.horse = aware.

so fail.

 

[dickiie]

so fail.

so fail.

 

[hydrogenbondage]

What sort of fruits? I've already tried pineapples, they don't work so well.

Dude, have you tried my suggestion of eating celery yet?

Celery is known for getting rid of that garlic smell after you eat Italian food, but for me, I don't like the taste of it on its own. Putting it in a dip wont help either...
Ethnic food like curries mentioned also give me the 'runz' (pronounced with the ethnicity of Arncliffe and Punchbowl)

And if you make your girlfriend laugh while shes having sex with you (so don't watch Rove Live-ugh that's a horrible show anyway), it feels like metal tongs or clamps are squeezing on your Big Bobby.

 

[moll.]

My cum smells like rainbows and puppy dogs.

 

[Boxes]

my puppy dogs used to smell like cum.

 

[axlenatore]

i cum blood

 

[Boxes]

i cum blood

the yum type or the icky type?

 

[axlenatore]

the yum type or the icky type?

the cute fluffy kind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sug_wgvY5Qo

 

[moll.]

i cum blood

I bleed cum.

 

[axlenatore]

I bleed cum.

so when people ask you what blood type you are you say

C

for CUM

dude i want a blood transfusing from you
no offence

 

[moll.]

so when people ask you what blood type you are you say

C

for CUM

dude i want a blood transfusing from you
no offence

All the ladies do too.

 

[morning storm]

most screwed up thread ever !!!

 

[Uncle]

Here's the thing, my girlfriend hates the smell of my semen, she says it completely turns her off.. What can I do??

This is really embarrassing!
I can't make out with her properly anymore..

your semen is stale it is made from your balls which have not been replaced for over a decade.

 

[J.a.d.e :-)]

What sort of fruits? I've already tried pineapples, they don't work so well.

You're obviously not doing it right.

Pineapple juice man.

 

[ubernuton]

pinapple make it taste good and asparagus makes you have heaps of it

 

[moll.]

most screwed up thread ever !!!

Don't be a prude, ya douchebag. Grow a phallus and harden up.

 

[Boxes]

Don't be a prude, ya douchebag. Grow a phallus and harden up.

LOMG!!!1

i fInK it'z dizgustinGG 2!!!!1

OLMOMG!

 

[Uncle]

Don't be a prude, ya douchebag. Grow a phallus and harden up.

About time someone uses that word.