Straight guys and receiving anal (1 Viewer)

[kami]

I do actually, I like to be in control and have serious problems when I'm not. No girl's ever complained about this, funnily enough.

I had a girlfriend who wanted to handcuff me to a bed, I let her do it but I was pouting for days.

That's utter fail.

Kami and serius


Kami is the guy waving.

Ugh, next to Serius.

Ugh, horrible posture.

Such a horrible photo.

*runs off crying into the desert*

 

[Iron]

And the desert swallowed him whole because he was unworthy of the grail

 

[kami]

And the desert swallowed him whole because he was unworthy of the grail

Is 'desert' a euphemism for something, my beloved hyakinthos?

 

[Iron]

And her five cities, like five teeming sores,
Each drains her: a vast parasite robber-state
Where second-hand Europeans pullulate
Timidly on the edge of alien shores.

Yet there are some like me turn gladly home
From the lush jungle of modern thought, to find
The Arabian desert of the human mind,
Hoping, if still from the deserts the prophets come,

Such savage and scarlet as no green hills dare
Springs in that waste, some spirit which escapes
The learned doubt, the chatter of cultured apes
Which is called civilization over there.

 

[kami]

And her five cities, like five teeming sores,
Each drains her: a vast parasite robber-state
Where second-hand Europeans pullulate
Timidly on the edge of alien shores.

Yet there are some like me turn gladly home
From the lush jungle of modern thought, to find
The Arabian desert of the human mind,
Hoping, if still from the deserts the prophets come,

Such savage and scarlet as no green hills dare
Springs in that waste, some spirit which escapes
The learned doubt, the chatter of cultured apes
Which is called civilization over there.

Christian erotica is a lot less interesting than I'd hoped.

*faps anyway*

 

[Silver Persian]

Is it true you're 6"7' Kami?

 

[black_kat_meow]

whyyyyyyyyyy are the gays congregating in a thread asking about anal for straight guys, hmm?

stop praying on the innocent!!



ps

hiiiii, silver persian

 

[Silver Persian]

whyyyyyyyyyy are the gays congregating in a thread asking about anal for straight guys, hmm?

stop praying on the innocent!!



ps

hiiiii, silver persian

Hey we're just trying to provide important information in the hope that straight men will expand their sexual horizons.

It is purely altruistic I assure you.

:wave:

 

[townie]

Is it true you're 6"7' Kami?

omg do you just want me to PM you his name so u can facebook stalk him!

 

[Crestwood's_G]

yeh i wouldnt mind the finger

 

[kami]

Is it true you're 6"7' Kami?

Yes.

This is getting a little bit creepy, considering how one sided it is, hah.

 

[Silver Persian]

Yes.

This is getting a little bit creepy, considering how one sided it is, hah.

Stalking session ends here.

And I don't think there's much info you could stalk from me. I am quite e-anonymous. (Although apparently townie found my student number)

 

[kami]

Stalking session ends here.

And I don't think there's much info you could stalk from me. I am quite e-anonymous. (Although apparently townie found my student number)

Wow, you're quite the hairy guy, Tim.

 

[Omie Jay]

i would not like anything at all to go up my bumhole, thank you very much.

 

[housah0lic]

ahaha the rooster.
fuck can't believe that was last october.

 

[Silver Persian]

Wow, you're quite the hairy guy, Tim.

<3

It must have been a trawl to dig that one up.

 

[kami]

<3

It must have been a trawl to dig that one up.

Not really. It was easy once I had your first name.

 

[Omie Jay]

Wow, you're quite the hairy guy, Tim.

this be true, i thought i was hairy

 

[katie tully]

direct me to photos ASAP

 

[Silver Persian]

You will have to go by the vague descriptions of x.christina and omie jay I am afraid - BOS is free of my hideous countenance.