picking up girls- for the ladies (2 Viewers)

[brittanica-]

why are females getting pissed off? hes not using them on you, you stupid whores. take your heads out of your asses.

ummm would you like to calm the fudge down
just because you would use that line whenyour picking up your boyfriend doesnt mean we would
go suck a fat one

 

[settle*precious]

I don't know, it's not offensive. I just imagine you walking around with a real penis, talking about how much you love tennis shoes and telling everyone your boyfriend wears more eyeliner than you.

I dunno, all I can see is pants when I look at you.

Cargo pants.

I hate tennis shoes

Lol, I wear more eyeliner THANK CHRIST.

You picture me wearing the pants, huh? Perhaps its my dominant personality? lol. Oh, and there is definitely no penis lol.

 

[sombrero]

You're from the Blue Mountains too

 

[settle*precious]

You're from the Blue Mountains too

as in you are as well?

 

[sombrero]

Yes. Blackheath

 

[Jack Burton]

BOSers= lol

 

[quiggle3]

Jack Burton!! This is your Life!!

*slideshow starts of a young boy enrolled in balet classes. Fades forwards to a sad, lonely old man who was honestly stupid enough to try and use that line on a real girl rather than one of his barbies.*





Seriously though. You're really quite retarded.

 

[Pace_T]

ummm would you like to calm the fudge down
just because you would use that line whenyour picking up your boyfriend doesnt mean we would
go suck a fat one

go suck a fat one??

its funny whenever i argue with females, i accuse them of being cock suckers and you know what? not one single girl so far has denied it


you girls suck cocks. thats what youre good for. you stupid sluts

 

[lala2]

how about just striking up a normal conversation? Crazy concept i know.

+1

 

[HalcyonSky]

normal conversation like hi how u going is the worstttt