awkward (2 Viewers)

[awball]

few beers does the trick

 

[Arcorn]

But I've already been friend-zoned... so that means you're wrong.

lol u wrong

Your assburgers makes you think that.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

i know exactly what ur talking about.
solution: anal

 

[zombie omie jay]

But I've already been friend-zoned... so that means you're wrong.

lol u wrong

lol this kid

priceless

"u rong! u rong!!" always good for a laff

 

[Portrayal]

But I've already been friend-zoned... so that means you're wrong.

lol u wrong

u havt evn kissed a girl your a faggot

 

[epicFAILx]

Okay, Ive told him the truth. Now its getting reeeeaaaaaaaaal awkward because he always says stuff like: 'ill protect you', 'im with you' and convos end up about us.. and.. it usually ends with <3

THIS IS REALLY BAD -________________-

its like he doesnt get the message!?!

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Okay, Ive told him the truth. Now its getting reeeeaaaaaaaaal awkward because he always says stuff like: 'ill protect you', 'im with you' and convos end up about us.. and.. it usually ends with <3

THIS IS REALLY BAD -________________-

its like he doesnt get the message!?!

Copy paste chat, i'll tell you what he honestly thinks and what to do

 

[epicFAILx]

this is one of his faves: Don't worry I'll cover you if anything happens

and

'What we speak about, stays on the computer..' (ps. nothing

and most of the time when he speaks about us he ends with.

'This has gotta be something'



OH IF I REMEMBER CLEARLY.. TODAY WHEN HE WAS SHOWING ME SOMETHING ON HIS IPOD HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME :/

-_____________________________________-

 

[Lolsmith]

you're a virgin who cant drive

I lol'd

OP: If you told him in a firm way that you don't wanna get your jollies off with him and he consistently steps over the boundary *already*, then you should seriously consider finding new friends before he rapes you. (semi-srs, he'll do something horrible like grope you and you'll end up hating him anyway)

 

[Lolsmith]

Or

actually

Show him this thread and make him read it and if he says "wow that's cr33py" then tell him it's about him

 

[epicFAILx]

mabye its true that males and females cant be friends.

Haha.
Hmm. I told him a second time.. i hope things dont end up cr33py :/

 

[Shadowdude]

Your assburgers makes you think that.

Your wrongness makes you wrong.

u havt evn kissed a girl your a faggot

And not having kissed a girl yet automatically equates to faggot, how?

 

[zombie omie jay]

Okay, Ive told him the truth. Now its getting reeeeaaaaaaaaal awkward because he always says stuff like: 'ill protect you', 'im with you' and convos end up about us.. and.. it usually ends with <3

THIS IS REALLY BAD -________________-

its like he doesnt get the message!?!

have you said "i dont see you as anything more than a friend"

or not

 

[Lolsmith]

mabye its true that males and females cant be friends.

That has never been true and whoever told you is retarded

If some lame cunt can't keep his dick in his pants and not be a creeper then that just makes him a creeper and a lame cunt. Doesn't mean that you have to keep males at arm's length because you think they all want to have sex with you. (if you're attractive, most if not all will have at the very least passing thoughts about it) Just need to befriend guys with actual social skills.

 

[jumb]

That has never been true and whoever told you is retarded

If some lame cunt can't keep his dick in his pants and not be a creeper then that just makes him a creeper and a lame cunt. Doesn't mean that you have to keep males at arm's length because you think they all want to have sex with you. (if you're attractive, most if not all will have at the very least passing thoughts about it) Just need to befriend guys with actual social skills.

That said, there are some girls who if I can't fuck 'em I don't want them in my life.

Girls who are like, a mate's girlfriends or work colleagues I can get on well with. But if the girl is anything else, she needs to have a good reason to be a friend, otherwise that's what other guys are for. Guys and girls have different interests and activities for friends, so there's no point in having girl friends for the sake of friends.

 

[MysteryGenius]

Okay, Ive told him the truth. Now its getting reeeeaaaaaaaaal awkward because he always says stuff like: 'ill protect you', 'im with you' and convos end up about us.. and.. it usually ends with <3

THIS IS REALLY BAD -________________-

its like he doesnt get the message!?!

you probably weren't clear enough
what did you say exactly?

 

[epicFAILx]

have you said "i dont see you as anything more than a friend"

or not

I have.

Twice.

He said 'fair enough'.. but today..ughh..doesn't seem like it.

 

[jumb]

OH IF I REMEMBER CLEARLY.. TODAY WHEN HE WAS SHOWING ME SOMETHING ON HIS IPOD HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME :/

-_____________________________________-

Then what did you do?

Why were you even doing that? I think you need to tell him you need to spend less time together and stick to it.

 

[epicFAILx]

Then what did you do?

Why were you even doing that? I think you need to tell him you need to spend less time together and stick to it.

I just froze. Because i didnt expect that........
Later, i told him it was unusual. He apologised but still tends to make contact with me somehow. :/

Yeah id love to tell him (I think you need to tell him you need to spend less time together and stick to it) that..but how?
I mean, he is a friend so itd be hard. Tell me

 

[abbeyroad]

get drunk together and give him a bj/have sex with him the awkwardness afterwards will solve all your problems