Relationship Advice - Courtesy of EARL and Co' (1 Viewer)

[Earl Luper]

Post any relationship questions, and answers to all questions here.

i'll start:

Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud.

 

[jess 94]

Treat em mean, Keep em keen!

 

[jess 94]

If theres grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!

 

[boris]

EArL!!1

 

[Riproot]

What do I do about mah babby-mummy's new bf?!

 

[kfnmpah]

What do I do about mah babby-mummy's new bf?!

do you dislike him? or is he a massive cunt and you don't want him around your kid?

if the former, deal with it.

if the latter, tell yo' baby mumma that you don't think he is a very suitable person to have around your child.

 

[Riproot]

do you dislike him? or is he a massive cunt and you don't want him around your kid?

None of the above.
Just don't want him encroaching on mah woman! (not really)

 

[Earl Luper]

push her face into your dick and she'll know wot 2 do

 

[lamingtons]

I might look like barbie but i smoke like Marley


lol

 

[applepie1234123]

 

[Earl Luper]

get her high, you are 70% more likely to have sex with her that night

 

[Earl Luper]

for hot partygirls, the going rate is 2 lines for a blowjob

 

[Earl Luper]

saying things like will attract girls with glasses

 

[Earl Luper]

the more you break her down so she feels worthless, the more she will love you