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Too much pressure to be in a relationship? Is there more pressure now? (1 Viewer)

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Shadow, I'm going to let you in on a move that hasn't failed for me yet. Be drunk and fucking suicidal. If it doesn't work it's because the girls don't think you're genuinely suicidal.
 

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Shadow, I'm going to let you in on a move that hasn't failed for me yet. Be drunk and fucking suicidal. If it doesn't work it's because the girls don't think you're genuinely suicidal.
Is that sobbingly suicidal or crazy suicidal?
 

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Shadow, I'm going to let you in on a move that hasn't failed for me yet. Be drunk and fucking suicidal. If it doesn't work it's because the girls don't think you're genuinely suicidal.
fuck i hope youre trolling
 

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fuck i hope youre trolling
I sort of am but being drunk and suicidal has actually worked for me. Was meaning for it to be a play but it worked :D

Also Shadow, define crazily suicidal?
 

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I sort of am but being drunk and suicidal has actually worked for me. Was meaning for it to be a play but it worked :D

Also Shadow, define crazily suicidal?
Well, sobbing suicidal is: "oh woe i dont want to live anymore", while crazy suicidal... dunno. I suppose it's "I'LL STAB MYSELF, I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT! HAHAHAHAA LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DO IT, I TRICKED YOO *stabs himself*"
 

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You're all young (or most of you). You have ages to get girlfriends or boyfriends - there is no real necessity to be attached to someone.
 

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You're all young (or most of you). You have ages to get girlfriends or boyfriends - there is no real necessity to be attached to someone.
Ages? wat. Yeah, but people don't take too kindly to the 21 or so year old who hasn't had a girlfriend yet.
 

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Shadow, I mean the "I can't do this any more. Fuck this shit" kind of suicidal.
 

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Shadow, I mean the "I can't do this any more. Fuck this shit" kind of suicidal.
I'd call that sobbing suicidal.

Plus, I'd only get pity sex if the girl could stand me for that long.
 

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You're all young (or most of you). You have ages to get girlfriends or boyfriends - there is no real necessity to be attached to someone.
agreed. I love Gene, but part of me wishes i extended on my "slut phase" more before "settling down"

Grass is greener...
 

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agreed. I love Gene, but part of me wishes i extended on my "slut phase" more before "settling down"

Grass is greener...
ill just leave the door open for you
 

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agreed. I love Gene, but part of me wishes i extended on my "slut phase" more before "settling down"

Grass is greener...
you should have let those 6 big black dudes gang bang you I guess
 

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Shadow, you obviously can't do it properly. Do the all "I need help" shit. It brings out their maternal instinct or some shit.
 

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