Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (13 Viewers)

[Shadowdude]

i suggest you get yourself some therapy, you're only getting worse and worse

how so

um...

no it's not you

>number one secret crush

SO GAY

my secret crush is a girl

i dont understand

 

[Fawun]

how so



no it's not you



my secret crush is a girl

i dont understand

what the fuck

i said 'um...' as in "wtf is wrong with you"

 

[Shadowdude]

what the fuck

i said 'um...' as in "wtf is wrong with you"

what happened to "i will never swear again"

 

[soloooooo]

dear number one secret crush,

i logged on to fb - and you were online

and then i got nervous

and then i closed the tab


what wrong me

Aspergers.

 

[Shadowdude]

m8

it's just that when she's online - the possibility of talking to the girl i like makes me nervous, and excited, and my heart beats faster and i have to take deep breaths, ok


it's normal human reaction

 

[soloooooo]

m8

it's just that when she's online - the possibility of talking to the girl i like makes me nervous, and excited, and my heart beats faster and i have to take deep breaths, ok


it's normal human reaction

What is the worst you could possibly type to her on facebook?

"I want to fuck you like my pony?" ?

Whatever it is, just say that to her on facebook chat.

If it works, great, you will soon be in her pants.

If it doesn't work and she takes offense, don't respond for 5 minutes (i.e. pretend you are away from your keyboard) and after that then say you were fraped and it was a friend and you are sorry etc.

 

[horny unicorn]

but he doesn't have any friends

 

[Shadowdude]

What is the worst you could possibly type to her on facebook?

"I want to fuck you like my pony?" ?

Whatever it is, just say that to her on facebook chat.

If it works, great, you will soon be in her pants.

If it doesn't work and she takes offense, don't respond for 5 minutes (i.e. pretend you are away from your keyboard) and after that then say you were fraped and it was a friend and you are sorry etc.

umm, she has a boyfriend


did you not see my quoting of C-Lo-Lo with respect to him

 

[Blue Suede]

m8

it's just that when she's online - the possibility of talking to the girl i like makes me nervous, and excited, and my heart beats faster and i have to take deep breaths, ok


it's normal human reaction

 

[soloooooo]

umm, she has a boyfriend


did you not see my quoting of C-Lo-Lo with respect to him

It doesn't matter. Just try it. If it fails, use the frape excuse.

 

[Riproot]

"C-Lo-Lo"

I now want you dead more than ever.

 

[Shadowdude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbiyltbxyy1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

no, i'm pretty sure it's shyness

[quote="soloooooo, post: 6129956"]It doesn't matter. Just try it. If it fails, use the frape excuse.[/QUOTE]

umm, why don't you try it and then tell me how it goes

 

[horny unicorn]

c lo lo

what does that mean

 

[Shadowdude]

C-Lo-Lo
C-Lo
Cee Lo
Cee Lo Green
"Fuck You" (Cee Lo Green song)
http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=259028&p=6102788#post6102788

 

[slyhunter]

This thread is always about sd these days

 

[Riproot]

c lo lo

what does that mean

It's JUST Cee Lo.

 

[Shadowdude]

yeah but cee lo lo sounds cooler

 

[ladiesman217_]

i suggest you get yourself some therapy, you're only getting worse and worse

implying that there are treatments for genetic diseases

 

[Riproot]

yeah but cee lo lo sounds cooler

1. No, fuck off, that is not his name.
2. You wrote "C-Lo-Lol" and his name is "Cee Lo' so it is safe to assume that until you googled it you had no fucking idea what was going on.
3. Stop.

 

[Shadowdude]

1. No, fuck off, that is not his name.
2. You wrote "C-Lo-Lol" and his name is "Cee Lo' so it is safe to assume that until you googled it you had no fucking idea what was going on.
3. Stop.

read my post again

I wrote "C-Lo-Lo"


sounds more gangstah