Kissing a girl (3 Viewers)

[SylviaB]

woah woah woah

girls kissed me


that is progress.

valuable progress.

if thats one step forward

your entirely spastic reaction is 10 steps back

 

[Shadowdude]

but the important thing is: the kiss

 

[Alexis Texas]

naww..this is sorta cute...i should be studying for HSC :'(

by 'sorta cute' do you mean 'incredibly aspie'?

 

[b00m]

but the important thing is: the kiss

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see below. that's not important at all lol. the fact that you think so highly of it speaks volumes about the way u overcomplicate things

if thats one step forward

your entirely spastic reaction is 10 steps back

 

[Shadowdude]

then why don't you all enlighten me on a correct reaction

 

[moll.]

Correct reaction is no reaction, because mundane events deserve no reaction.

 

[Fawun]

holy shit this thread

 

[Shadowdude]

Correct reaction is no reaction, because mundane events deserve no reaction.

how dare you call kissing mundane


that's the stuff marriages are sealed upon


ugh you know nothing

 

[SylviaB]

then why don't you all enlighten me on a correct reaction

ugh aspieeeee

if you ever manage to get a girlfirend you're going to be an absolute wreck

 

[Shadowdude]

ugh aspieeeee

if you ever manage to get a girlfirend you're going to be an absolute wreck

yeah i read this as: "i have no idea what the correct reaction is either"

 

[Absolutezero]

Correct reaction is no reaction, because mundane events deserve no reaction.

thisguy.gif

 

[Riproot]

Correct reaction is no reaction, because mundane events deserve no reaction.

Either this, or you say something like "Oh, I usually just do hugs." jokingly or something. Gosh.

 

[Shadowdude]

Either this, or you say something like "Oh, I usually just do hugs." jokingly or something. Gosh.

you're a genius


i'm using that and crediting you with it from now on

 

[Riproot]

you're a genius


i'm using that and crediting you with it from now on

Well yeah, I kind of understand the female mind a bit more than most straight guys since like 80% of my close friends are female.

 

[Shadowdude]

your homosexuality has benefited me


awesome.

 

[cutemouse]

Most girls are more straightforward than you'd think...

And as for me, I'm always sweating like it's 35 deg when it's only 15C, and no person (girls included) would like to touch that. But honestly, I don't think it's THAT bad... Why is it even a big deal?

To be honest, if it's a good friend then I don't really mind. But yeah it's a bit weird when girls that you don't know act like that. But just go along with it and you should be fine...

 

[SylviaB]

yeah i read this as: "i have no idea what the correct reaction is either"

I dont have a "reaction"

because unlike you, getting kissed by a girl (on the check no less) stopped being a life-changing event after i was 14

 

[Shadowdude]

point was that kiss was the first time i'd ever been kissed on the cheek by a girl


First time problems.

 

[SylviaB]

asian living in the west problems

 

[Shadowdude]

I remember the first time a girl hugged me


It was Year 8, and this moderately attractive blonde class mate of mine ran up to me and gave me a hug for some reason I forgot

And I stood there in silence with no idea what to do or say


but now, due to constant practice and a little more experience, i can pull off 95% of hugs without awkwardness - though sometimes i put on awkwardness so it's not like "am i actually hugging shadowdude? or someone that looks like him"