How to ask this person out? (4 Viewers)

[anomalousdecay]

I'm surprised Absolute Zero has still ~ gone with the flow ~ with this one. Though I can't blame. Its seems to be more ~interesting~

Its just as ridiculous as the showering in the rain and sleeping under computers thread a few months back.

 

[Absolutezero]

I'm surprised Absolute Zero has still ~ gone with the flow ~ with this one. Though I can't blame. Its seems to be more ~interesting~

Its just as ridiculous as the showering in the rain and sleeping under computers thread a few months back.

Life's full of little indulgences.

 

[anomalousdecay]

Life's full of little indulgences.

I guess so

I guess its good to savour the moment until it gets to the point something needs to be done about it

 

[Shadowdude]

1. have you talked to them? because it is /a bit/ creepy to be dreaming of them
2. just start talking to them. it isn't that hard. you may or may not get ~lucky~ and go out with them. you can also find out whether or not this person is a good person, not just a pretty face lol

good conversation starters:
"oh hey, is anyone sitting here?" (point to the chair next to her and slip yourself in, good chance to show off your pecs and biceps while you're at it)
the old fashioned "hey there, my name is x, how are you going today?" (also a good time to whip out a dashing smile to really lure in da ladiez)
or even better: "can we go out? you've been in my dreams and i fink u da 1" (although restraining order might take place after this one, use as last resort)

I think he might mean "dreaming"

 

[Absolutezero]

I guess so

I guess its good to savour the moment until it gets to the point something needs to be done about it

Like asking that girl out.

 

[anomalousdecay]

Like asking that girl out.

Too good AZ.

 

[braintic]

While they are looking for somewhere to sit, say "as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit".

It is guaranteed to earn you contact in the nether regions.

 

[Carrotsticks]

While they are looking for somewhere to sit, say "as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit".

It is guaranteed to earn you contact in the nether regions.

Jesus christ this guy

 

[bongoli]

helpful advice

 

[braintic]

Jesus christ this guy

Not quite - but I understand how you could make that mistake.

 

[anomalousdecay]

Not quite - but I understand how you could make that mistake.

Dame dis guy.

 

[photastic]

Nek minute, she has a boyfriend *HeartShatter*

 

[anomalousdecay]

I have an idea now.

Just follow the guys at internship and rudely interrupt her and say:

"Do you want to grab a cold one with me?"

And if you are a chemical engineer, then:

"Do you want to make a cold one with me?"

That way you get to spend a few days with her while the fermentation and distillation process is occurring.

 

[Carrotsticks]

And if you're a Mathematician, you can ask her

"Do you want to prove that it is cold with me?"

And if you're a Philosopher, you can ask her

"Do you want to discuss what 'cold' means with me?"

And if you're an Arts student, you can ask her

"Do you want to discuss how it being cold defies and critiques modern values?"

 

[Absolutezero]

And if you're an icecube...

 

[wannaspoon]

Nek minute, she has a boyfriend *HeartShatter*

pfft... so what!

 

[Mdyeow]

Someone should do this thread as a related text for Belonging.

I'm only 35% joking

 

[btx3]

good conversation starters:
"oh hey, is anyone sitting here?" (point to the chair next to her and slip yourself in, good chance to show off your pecs and biceps while you're at it)

plz teach me, how does pointing to a seat allow me to show off the pecs and bi's in any way?

While they are looking for somewhere to sit, say "as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit".

It is guaranteed to earn you contact in the nether regions.

Holy fuck yes, im gonna use this one soon

 

[rumbleroar]

plz teach me, how does pointing to a seat allow me to show off the pecs and bi's in any way?

Flex while you're at it
Or are you not muscular enough for that?

 

[obliviousninja]

Flex while you're at it
Or are you not muscular enough for that?

Tell him that when you meet him.