Share Memorable Comebacks a Student has Given to a Teacher or Vice-versa (2 Viewers)

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

These need to be in a little memory box!! In high school, there's plenty of smart-ass commentary because teachers are annoying, students are annoying. The feeling's mutual and ofc people have the guts to challenge authority

I'm sure you guys have come across some charms in your, but not limited to, high school years
make me laugh/ cringe/ jaw-drop/ respect/ raise eyebrows


one I remember:

Student: "but it doesn't say in the textbook!"
teacher: "stop treating the textbook as the bible"

EDIT#1: Post any memorable commentary or actions that are worth being reminded
EDIT#2: Once you remember one, post it because these are easy to forget. Yr 12 barely started so I'm sure there will be lots to come

 

[BLIT2014]

Teacher: Would you like a detention?
Student(me): Yes please.

 

[Anthel]

Teacher: Do you know how stupid you are?
Student (me): Well its your job to teach me not to be stupid right?

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

a favourite:

friend:*complaining about homework*"we get homework from every single subject and is expected to be due the next day
(male) teacher walks into classroom
friend: see sir, do you feel me?"
teacher: WHaT??
friend:"um, do you understand me"

hahahahaha

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

teacher *in monotone voice*: are you listening?
student: well are you teaching?

 

[Queenroot]

Teacher: Would you like a detention?
Student(me): Yes please.

 

[Librah]

I can't believe i can't remember any off the top of my head... so many smart arses from my school.

 

[Anthel]

Teacher on phone
Student: Sir, may you please hand me your phone... phones arent allowed during class

 

[mreditor16]

I can't believe i can't remember any off the top of my head... so many smart arses from my school.

Omg same lol.

 

[hawkrider]

not really a comeback, moreso me being ruthless, but still true

teacher: you haven't completed your bio h/w
me: pls, the only relevant h/w is maffs - everything else is useless, esp english h/w wise
teacher: but you gotta complete your h/w otherwise you won't do well
me: m8, it's my HSC, not yours. so deal with it [emoji14]

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

Teacher on phone
Student: Sir, may you please hand me your phone... phones arent allowed during class

Oh the phone policy

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

not really a comeback, moreso me being ruthless, but still true

teacher: you haven't completed your bio h/w
me: pls, the only relevant h/w is maffs - everything else is useless, esp english h/w wise
teacher: but you gotta complete your h/w otherwise you won't do well
me: m8, it's my HSC, not yours. so deal with it [emoji14]

my teacher:"you gotta do your own work. I already got my hsc"

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

I can't believe i can't remember any off the top of my head... so many smart arses from my school.

At my school every1 is a smart-ass even the teachers

 

[matchalolz]

so many I can't remember but here's one:

teacher (to asian student): stop sleeping in my classes
student: are you being... racist?

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

languages teacher: "at a young age sumo wrestlers undergo special training.."
student: "training to become fat?"

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

I have too many comebacks and seriously need to keep them somewhere
(female) teacher: "females are always on the right on population graphs. This is because females are always right"
(male) student: "the kitchen's to the right"

 

[Cleavage]

my younger brother (year 9 at the time) once;

geography teacher: You don't do any work, you talk all the time, and that's why youre stupid.
student: Nobody likes your subject, no teacher has ever respected your work, and that's why youre not head teacher.

some* say she walked out of the classroom and back with tissues.

*(my brother's mates who ive interrogated, to ensure the legitimacy of this encounter)

 

[EspeciallyNotWeird]

both are males, so quite funny
teacher: "gee, it's hot in here"
student: "sir, it's because you walked in"

one time my friend proposed to the teacher with pipettes. Surprisingly, he said no

 

[Anthel]

This was one of the most memorable moments from year 10 geo/history

So one student asked if its possible to just get a day off with the teacher's permission since hes awesome. Our teacher made a little joke saying:
'if you all dont come to class tomorrow ill just have to mark you absent and you all get to go home'
We knew he was joking but we couldnt resist.

So the next day 3rd period we all hid in the school hall for 40 minutes... out teacher was frantically looking for us. When he found us we had quite a good laugh...
the memories...

 

[Anthel]

my younger brother (year 9 at the time) once;

geography teacher: You don't do any work, you talk all the time, and that's why youre stupid.
student: Nobody likes your subject, no teacher has ever respected your work, and that's why youre not head teacher.

some* say she walked out of the classroom and back with tissues.

*(my brother's mates who ive interrogated, to ensure the legitimacy of this encounter)

Clarence you never be as good as your younger brother... never.. go away u pest