them Sydney Trains moments (4 Viewers)

[Swaan]

Some guy was watching pr0n near the front of the carriage, earphones accidently unplugged and everyone onboard heard the commotion.

Hahahahha fuck that must've been super awkward

 

[Gary_Oak]

Some guy was watching pr0n near the front of the carriage, earphones accidently unplugged and everyone onboard heard the commotion.

Yep, watching porn is normal, and i wouldn't mind having portable speakers, and watching porn, lol

 

[cosmo 2]

lots of scumbabies in this thread

 

[Queenroot]

Got on a train to newtown, drunk guy gets on with a 6pack, train starts to move and he falls back down the stairs lmaoo

 

[Queenroot]

Also have had a few train guards try too hard to be funny over the intercom. "Welcome to my spaceship, today is a sunny 20degrees and we will be landing soon"

Niqqa I dont need to hear this shit I"m trying to sleep

 

[cosmo 2]

these are things i never get to experience bc there are no trains in dubbo

 

[Queenroot]

ur not missing out on much

such as standing in peak hour with some random boner poking you

 

[cosmo 2]

id be flattered if that happened

 

[Squar3root]

id be flattered if that happened

I can poke my boner in u if you want

 

[cosmo 2]

 

[Queenroot]

no

 

[sinophile]

good bump this thread deserves a bump

 

[jjHasm]

these are things i never get to experience bc there are no trains in dubbo

i miss living in dubbo

 

[cosmo 2]

why did you leave traitor

 

[DM_10]

>a while back on the opposite platform at Kingswood train station this bogan chick vomits all over her feet (as she was wearing thongs) and casually washes it off with water from her water bottle like nothing happened. All i remember is her going "RRAUHAUHAHHH.... fak me ded.... UUARUGUHUAGUHUG... jesus chrAGUHUGJGAUGH"

>On his way to school me mate witnessed a bunch of indians eating curry in the morning and sharing it around haha

>On the tway buses, this fragile old bloke gets on and the bus starts moving before he could hold onto anything. The bus driver stomps on the gas and the old bloke goes flying. Long story short we had to get off and wait for another bus whilst the poor old fella had fkd his hip (the bus driver tbh). On the other hand, time to time some bus drivers stomp on the stop pedal which (i shit u not) sends people flying, its the funniest shit out

lmao i love western sydney

 

[BlueGas]

>a while back on the opposite platform at Kingswood train station this bogan chick vomits all over her feet (as she was wearing thongs) and casually washes it off with water from her water bottle like nothing happened. All i remember is her going "RRAUHAUHAHHH.... fak me ded.... UUARUGUHUAGUHUG... jesus chrAGUHUGJGAUGH"

>On his way to school me mate witnessed a bunch of indians eating curry in the morning and sharing it around haha

>On the tway buses, this fragile old bloke gets on and the bus starts moving before he could hold onto anything. The bus driver stomps on the gas and the old bloke goes flying. Long story short we had to get off and wait for another bus whilst the poor old fella had fkd his hip (the bus driver tbh). On the other hand, time to time some bus drivers stomp on the stop pedal which (i shit u not) sends people flying, its the funniest shit out

lmao i love western sydney

I laughed so much when I read your description about how she vomited, perfect.

 

[Papercutter]

On my way to school last year I watched a couple get into a heated arguement and break up, before getting back together by the end of the (12 minute) trip.

 

[dan964]

Train broke down at Town Hall platform 4, one door failed to close, guard fixed/forced it close, and then other doors started malfunctioning.
The annoying thing is was that every time he had to reopen the doors, people got on the train. The whole train ended up having to be emptied lol.

And the people were directed onto platforms 1 & 2 to get a different train.

Ended up getting a much later train anyways though.

This was after a train had broken down at Sydenham this morning as well, probably similar issue.

 

[Queenroot]

Lol u would think they could at least maintain the trains

 

[cosmo 2]

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