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vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:35:24+1100

i need to write this down before i forget i was buying a box of mangos and was actively paying for them and then this old lady started fondling my mangoes and asking me where i got them from and how much they were and i was like theres no more left and she got irritated and whatever but then she picked one of them up and pressed it against her face and started sniffing it and rubbing her nose oils all over it and it was so gross cause the cartilage of her nose was literally flattening against the fruit and im not interested in tasting any of her skin flora they did smell really good but literally please dont do that so some strangers groceries

also it was so DARN heavy i wasnt made for this i wasnt made for this world

anyways here they all are as friends ill even count them if anyone's interested

Solarised · 2024-10-21T15:39:22+1100

Bored of Studies needs a whole new forum dedicated to shitposts

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:40:58+1100

sorry i couldnt figure out what would be most appropriate and this was general > lifestyle and im afraid this is my life

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:43:02+1100

vestigial said:
sorry i couldnt figure out what would be most appropriate and this was general > lifestyle and im afraid this is my life

guys why is there 5 people viewing this did u see how i didnt even properly reply to the guy what do i do

Solarised · 2024-10-21T15:44:27+1100

vestigial said:
guys why is there 5 people viewing this did u see how i didnt even properly reply to the guy what do i do

Oh shit your not ai

I thought you were ai

Socialism · 2024-10-21T15:45:05+1100

yeah theres eight of us now... i need to hear more stories like this

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:45:59+1100

Socialism said:
yeah theres eight of us now... i need to hear more stories like this

WHAT!!! what are those forums.....im not like them

i am better and much more real

and the mangos smell really good

Solarised · 2024-10-21T15:46:07+1100

vestigial said:
i need to write this down before i forget i was buying a box of mangos and was actively paying for them and then this old lady started fondling my mangoes and asking me where i got them from and how much they were and i was like theres no more left and she got irritated and whatever but then she picked one of them up and pressed it against her face and started sniffing it and rubbing her nose oils all over it and it was so gross cause the cartilage of her nose was literally flattening against the fruit and im not interested in tasting any of her skin flora they did smell really good but literally please dont do that so some strangers groceries

also it was so DARN heavy i wasnt made for this i wasnt made for this world

anyways here they all are as friends ill even count them if anyone's interested

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Usually I am a very calm and gentle human being, but if an old lady starts grabbing and sniffing my mangoes I'm knocking her out on sight

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:46:57+1100

Solarised said:
Oh shit your not ai I thought you were ai

ai could not jellybean estimate the mangos like i could ai would not even suggest of them being friends ai knows nothing of old grannies assaulting your fruit

bcv · 2024-10-21T15:47:22+1100

wtf is this

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:48:28+1100

Solarised said:
Usually I am a very calm and gentle human being, but if an old lady starts grabbing and sniffing my mangoes I'm knocking her out on sight

I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING but she was like a literal stranger and i am.....

wasnt going to diss her SHE WAS BEING SO ASSERTIVE AND STUFF CAUSE i was at the cashier talking to the cashier and she butts in

AND STARTS GRABBING MY FRUIT

Solarised · 2024-10-21T15:50:09+1100

vestigial said:
I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING but she was like a literal stranger and i am..... wasnt going to diss her SHE WAS BEING SO ASSERTIVE AND STUFF CAUSE i was at the cashier talking to the cashier and she butts in AND STARTS GRABBING MY FRUIT

She's an old lady her time for going to the other world is soon, Should've just crane kicked her or smth

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:51:29+1100

Solarised said:
She's an old lady her time for going to the other world is soon, Should've just crane kicked her or smth

i was in those dress pants kind of thing and in uniform

i have no physical prowess to be very real with you

Solarised · 2024-10-21T15:51:57+1100

vestigial said:
i was in those dress pants kind of thing and in uniform i have no physical prowess to be very real with you

It's ok at least you know what to do next time

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:52:45+1100

Solarised said:
It's ok at least you know what to do next time

thanks for your advice i suppose this is the pe of your pdhpe sleeping emoticon talking

vestigial · 2024-10-21T15:53:48+1100

also i loved ben 10 when i was in preschool and then i forgot all about him and i can only think about the one image where he is really short and grown up and has a beard or something

vestigial · 2024-10-21T16:15:04+1100

i dont know if it was clear from the start i dont really understand how to use forums so if anyone has any tips, etiquette stuff feel free to lmk but also im surprised a box of mangos is not questionable at all so some exposition is that over the past week ive been putting them into the freezer (whole) and then peeling them and cutting them into slices and its so good i love cold fruit so much and also since its hard when its frozen it makes it easier to scrape the flesh away from the seed and cause the core is like the frostiest part the slices you get there are so crunchyish and crisp yumyum ive been pairing them with ice cream and blueberries and its good cause the blueberries are actually sweeter than the mangos but the ice cream balances things out and yay

vestigial · 2024-10-21T16:19:51+1100

i also. really like cold grapes and blueberries plus i have this picture of. very big blueberry yyum AND GRAPE cold crunchy grapes are my favourite and. i have frozen blueberries beforte i need to try it again

Solarised · 2024-10-21T16:20:35+1100

vestigial said:
i also. really like cold grapes and blueberries plus i have this picture of. very big blueberry yyum AND GRAPE cold crunchy grapes are my favourite and. i have frozen blueberries beforte i need to try it again
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True that cold grapes are nice, I don't mind blueberries either

vestigial · 2024-10-21T16:50:40+1100

update: i skinned & deboned (3) mangoes and that managed to fill a bowl (subjective) but the mangoes are relatively small and i dont know what kind yet but they are apple sized kinda ok i actually took a wireless mouse out to the kitchen and they are mouse sized but much fleshier and my hands smell good yay

i will fridge the mangoes but i dont have anymore ice cream left in the fridge boo

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