Is there a character based upon me? Can he be the first to die a horrible, octo-legged death?
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Mayhaps these zombies have an insatiable appetite for knowledge and vocabulary, rather than brain matter?
Write what? Erotica?
You could be the Australian Jimbo.
Nah, because my penis allows me to actually earn a reasonable wage and get promoted. So I win.
I have a penis. You are more jealous.
Well-played my friend, well-played.
Or you could be a figment of my imagination and reality could actually exist elsewhere. This could be the Matrix. Or I could have accidentally ingested an extremely potent cousin of LSD. For the past three days. Or maybe it's really only been an hour or two since we started our conversation. o_0
Who knows such things as these.
As far as I know, you don't exist. Ergo you know nothing.
So I guess that makes sex for you take on a whole new dangerous feel, huh? Like Russian roulette. Cos god knows when that condom is going to break.
Uhhh... You can.
But where's the fun in that? See, when slutty girls have sex they can always just fall back on the excuse "I'm tryin' to make teh babiez".
You wouldn't have that excuse. You'd either become a nun, or a superslut.
The latter of whom also fights crime and wears a cape.
Woe to them.
Including any kids which aren't yours?
Yeah, apparently that gets chicks to the Big O a lot faster. Plus the ova love it. Happy future babies all round!
It allows me to tickle those normally unreachable places inside.
*mention
Except me. I'm perfect. I should probably also memtio that I also have a penis like my forearm and fist.
Your opinion is biased and hence void.
Well you're certainly not stupid, and judging by your last pic on BoS, you're not ugly either, so unless your desperate x2, I don't think so.
Except not horribly desperate, stupid nor ugly.
Well you could be a goth for a day instead. -
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