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i heard that for some units they recheck your paper, giving up pointless half marks and rounding it up untill you get over 50 if you got like 49 or something

cut your balls off, girls wont be liking you now!!!!

fake your own death and get adopted by a family of robots and form a family band!!!!

but she needs to sit in that chair.....how would you like it if people had sex on your chairs!!!!

really, my careers advisor said that your a lying faggot.

some look like rockstars, most look like sissy little girls. being said that the only exception is russell brand, but he played a rockstar in now 2 movies so its okay, so unless your famous, get a haircut

the best line ever was when matt said "bring in the next chocolate cake!!!!" or for the ad for the start of the 2nd season when he says "we want some more!!!". and yes i actually bought "matt preston: music from another platter"

i like how every ingredient is soooooo very impressive. like, ive got half a cup of sugar, marvelous!!! the sugar tastes so sweet its fantastic, and next with have some butter from coles, wow!!!!! next we have some great chicken breast, but be careful because chicken can cost over $9 a kilo!!!!

i went, it wasnt crap but it wasnt good either

i think we re just splitting hairs now.

by saying you ignored it you're not really ignoring it.

you know heaps about sarcasm=.=(i dont think so!) just be quiet and sit in a corner and cry. and no this is not racism before someone says it is, im not telling all asians to be quiet just you! and on the second full paying passengers are entitled to the seat, standing up is not some...

Night Light glow in the dark condoms the future is here!!!!

god gave you your very own "light saber" so hold that.....just not when you have guests over.....or your parents are watching

new xbox makes me want to "accidentally" find a "defect" with my current one before the extended warranty runs out. also the project natural starwars thing looks awesome, just a shame it didnt show somebody playing it but im not sure if i would actually pay the estimated $200 for it then the games

i think it was a joke

say's the fag trying to sell his psp....

and have a massive penis

your just a liar

depends on your major/what units you do. i think the work 2 days and 2 days to myself thing is a bit unrealistic but it just depends on you. the best time to go the the library is never. the study thing varies, depending what i have on, naturally.