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I see where your future is heading, your going to paint Shakespearean skittles when you grow up.

Arrr...a foreigner! (ur inner child)

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Excellent time to become a missing person.

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

Your Shakespearean language is about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

You soap-dropping, donkey-raping, shit-slurping, cum-gobbling, pimple-chewing, shit-brained dickweasel!

You are an unutterably lecherous mouth breather and a malodorous, feeble-minded tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

The closest you’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

You are so dense that light bends around you.

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

oh phew..i thought to myself as i read it...wtf what slide queston! shat me pants like an elephant with diahorrea.

I wish I didnt do Modern Histroy...boring as, wish i had taken PD/H/PE or even Ancient History instead.. Does anybody else do Modern and fall asleep every lesson?

haha sweet, ahh nah mate you dont owe me anything! yeh good luck ofr them aye! ive got modern on thursday, business next wednesday and them im free to concentrate on boozing and schoolies! :D

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