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  1. em_516

    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    What else didn't happen yesterday? :D Matt, I'd rather screw you. Mono-e-mono, Albino-e-albino.
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    *cough cough cough cough* Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Oh so you didn't get shemale hookers last night? Or did they come afterwards? :confused:
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    Dysleiaxi?

    Because it is a neurological condition?
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Lol Kleenex. Pretty sure it's just a tissue thing in general though. But fuck knows why! I have to rip out two tissues before I can grab one to blow my nose :( Wasteful and effort, awful!
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Ahh the joys of living on the good side of town..
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    <3 Today's 'quirk', though it's more an annoyance, and it's been longer than today, are fucking ants who would prefer to crawl all over my clean tissue box and tissues and ignore empty glasses/plates/crumbs. Wot?
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    And you have to get up when? I agree, it is better, but not every day. Leave a note on your dashboard saying the ticket machine is broken and you don't know what to do or something. I've done it a few times (though yeh, really was broken)..never mind the fact there are other machines. They're...
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    the pill

    Not entirely sure, but I don't think you've been off it long enough to make a big difference. Ta Kwayera :)
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    the pill

    Because I am an overtired mess, I just took Tuesday's pill just then instead of putting ointment on my eye. I normally take the pill around 9-10am. Reckon I can just push through Tuesday and take it same time Wednesday? Or should I take an extra pill later in the day or agh I dunno. I guess I...
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    I'm sure there's tonnes of guys that look like Halcyon that go to uni haha. Yeh it's 1% penalty for every 1% over. Limit is 1000. Not entirely sure if it applies to that assignment though. His specification was 'no more than 1000'. So far he's been a total dick to me though so I have a feeling...
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Good man! I used to arrange my timetable specifically for Thursday hangover :)
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Does Halcyon even go to Newie? :s Found out today that my GIS subject wasn't in fact credited, and now I have to do 3 subjects next sem instead of 2, eating into my job-that-I-don't-have time. I enjoy the fact that I applied for this in November, and have been notified 5 weeks after the cut-off...
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    ITT UNE can officially go fuck itself.
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    Stop reading into vocab choice damn it. A different guy.
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    Wireless Net

    Good sir.
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    2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread

    On Friday, I saw this guy wearing brown boater shoes, blue tartan pants (tight around the ass), a crisp white shirt and a navy blue jumper tied around his shoulders. A bit later I saw him walk off with some chick and he did this real snooty laugh. Lolfag.
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    Wireless Net

    Chris' pager broked.
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    ITT: we motivate each other to exercise and keep at it!

    I know exactly what you mean re: two weeks haha. I got a free personal trainer session when I signed up though and they took my measurements and calculated my body fat percentage etc. So despite my weight staying almost the same (which is fine anyway), I'm interested to see the difference when I...
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