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Haha. Could you imagine? A semester of sobriety?

And alcohol right? Because reasons.

Yes! Also, you said you'd show me around campus. A semester in and I'm still like LOLWUT

Will you get to wear a labcoat and shout 'THIS IS FOR SCIENCE'?

Finally pinned down what units I'm doing next semester! Just waiting for a waiver to go through. Intro Latin, Minoans and Myceneans, Historiography and Field Methods. YEAH BBY.

I've only gotten 2 so far. 67 and 76. I thought I'd pass the first one and get a credit for the other. I kind of handed in my essays a bit late. 10 days or so...:uhoh: YOLO I can yolo too!

Skyrim, still. Bit more Mass Effect (WREX BBY) Fable II and FFVII. I don't have an attention span okay.

That's why it's so funny to yell at a bar.

Yes, Star Trek Vulcan. Essentially it's when two people make the Vulcan salute and then yeah. It's the greatest handshake.

Oh, I have my moments. I gave a girl a lap dance, invented a game I called 'Tit Grab' where I would grab my boobs and see how many people would grab theirs too (got up to about 10 people) and then shouted GOOD DICKING at the station...a lot. I also coined the phrase 'Vulcan scissoring' -...

Nice!

NOOOOO. I saw this too late! And I was in the city and everything AND I WAS BEING THE CLASSIEST DRUNK EVER.

Borderlands!

SOMETIMES I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MYSELF WITH GIFS.

What even is it?

...just got gifted Amnesia on Steam. Post exams I'll be cracking open a Rekorderlig or two...dozen and trying that out. Screw playing that sober.

Don't ruin Eurovision for me.

After the PEACE OUT I imagined a mic being dropped and someone walking off. No other words were needed after that poem.

I feel like USyd doesn't understand my need, as an Arts student, to not surface before 10. Latin Monday-Wednesday at 9? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING, SYDNEY.

I'm so glad I'm broke all the time now and I can't buy any new releases. But next year...Bioshock Infinite - please penetrate my eye holes. Furiously.