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hey, anyone know of a good venue that hires out for formal after-parties for 50-100 people and that allows alcohol to over 18s?

anyone that looks like me attracts me...im so hot...i turn myself on. i wana make luv to me. i shuld clone msyelf...and then fuk my clone...that's my dream...

hmmm... i might know how :D

lol. fukin awsum show. i suggest truth or dare at a house party thing. that way everyone else can find out too :D and then you might find out that someone else is gay or bi....and then the possibilities would be endless....haha

lol, would you like to add the rest? i cant remember them all :p

here are some more i found...they aren't mine either...i know...im a copycat 1) Are those tic-tac's in your bra or are you just happy to see me? 2)You do, let's roll! 3) Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself... 4) You know how some people buy really...

1. Hey baby will you be my math tutor tonight? we can add a bed, subtract our clothes, Divide my legs and multiply...lol 2. Any chance of you sitting on my fucking face? 3. "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way."...

When is week three?

I went overseas when i was in yr 10 with my family. best experience of my life. we went for 7 weeks and went to Greece, Belgium, France, Amsterdam and Dubai. I'm definetly going back to Greece, Amsterdam and Dubai. Greece because i have family there. Amsterdam because of the weed and bicycles...

i saw "When A Stranger Calls" today. not the best scary movie, but if u make it fun its ok. like me and my friend had the whole cinema to ourselves so i was running around, touching the screen, climbing over chairs and making fun of the movie. so we had a good time. the movie takes a while...

^ LMFAO nice to see you've become as sad as me and started posting. haha aint we gona have fun on here :D and about the vibrator thing...well i cant help it if my sista comes into my room waving a cosmo magazine in my face while im studying...what am i suposed to do! i simply must read it...

i dont understand what you mean by 'Had you proclaimed the glories of the good old days when gentleman still existed and chivalry was commonplace then yes, you would have a valid argument". can you please explain that in another way?

on the point of "cuming" check out page 48 of the 'sex position' thread on the point of you wanting breasts, go buy some oestrogen tablets and enjoy your man boobs! your argument on the 'men asking girls out' doesnt make sense. i dont think men want to go out with every woman that...

ok, i have a feeling that most of you people here (especially the guys) are gona have a problem with me saying this. but lets get it straight, this is my opinion, and i dont care. now, girls have to go through alot of shit: first one is our fukin periods, which are completely uselless and...

i meant it in response to what PIKTO said - "but my favourite part of your post was when you told people your name and where you lived... and then of your amazingly embarrasing problem" im not sure how to explain it....like it aint as if we are gona go around gossiping and making fun of Big...

i rekon u should exercise and tone up your body like that other dude said. and also only jerk off twice a week. then hopefully it'll all get better. good luck, and tell us the result. and i dont think anyone realy cares what your name is or where you live...i know i dont give a fuck

im going with about 8 other friends from 2nd-9th december. should be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent :D

im hopefully going to Forster with a few friends on 25th nov- 2nd dec.

im going to byron with 7 friends from the 2nd-9th december. its gona be awsome :)

wow, they didnt actually smoke when i saw it. she "forgot" her lighter... anyways, it was boring and very painful. i couldnt stand her accent. my friends and i were actually crying when it was over, we were so happy to leave. i remember looking around and seeing all these...