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thats what my last girlfriend said she doesnt say much now, though

look if this is to work you need to find a steady job, i need a woman with direction and a good rack

holding a steady job whilst providing for a family you?

dont laugh at me, im trying to make this work and you just think everything is a joke this is the worst e-relationship ever

one works at a place i always drink and gives me cheap drinks and when shes drunk she tries to put her hands down my pants, the other i dont talk to and would be scared if she saw me with another girl

you're the best e-girlfriend e-ever

yeah i was there last weekend actually, hadnt been there in ages did you go over to the kent and get some milfs?

hahah i could drag this out for ever

on the front steps of a public pool. hah.

how about, i stick a twig in my eye and try and squeeze out my eye juices because that would be more enjoyable and productive than wasting my time watching such utter twat

ahh memories. i had a little look round 2true the other day, hadnt read it in ages. it still seems exactly the same

asylum is starting fights again! *points*

i thought YOU werent look, im a busy man

at least i dont have numbers in my name, number-o hey glyc, nice pun

its funny, sometimes i argue with people about whether or not its good to shove cds up their bum

i never liked APC too much, i dont know why. but i dont. whats it to you anyway? fuck off

so when are we gonna get the freak on

so in answer to your question, thirty seconds old

about thirty seconds after i left my father's testes

occy, on the beach at sunset just before rick caine paddles out for his first surf - "a twin fin? nobody rides twin fins in hawaii!" then later on, after rick gets his first wave - "that wasnt a wave that was a ripple! ive seen bigger waves in the toilet!" taken from north shore, the...