Search results

was that a pick up line

yeah, you're upsize at kfc killed me the other night

um. what do you like? i was thinking of going something a bit more exotic this time, you know like oporto's maybe. and since i'm such a classy guy, a soft serve from macca's may even enter the equation for dessert. i almost spelt 'equation' with an 's' then.

can i take you out to dinner? hahahahahahaha

our new chinese coach, xiao ping do, is amazing. he taught me ways in which to move my feet which i would have never thought possible. he does this with the use of a baseball bat. god bless his soul

im going to go on stage with a packet of frozen shrimp, two unicycles and a toothbrush and just see what happens. dickpants is doing backing music, he's gonna play the knee spoons

lagana overdosed on popcorn chicken

*arm falls of* i'm from bathurst, i'm harbouring weapons of mass destruction for my main man saddam atm

it didnt work.your ugliness broke it. i posted this one before....it's old

im ridiculously ugly so if i post a photo it will ruin my chances of a date. sorry

oh wow. guy posted at the same time as me. what a coincidence. this would be the first time ever. wow

hah too bad if we both are ay. toodulu? who's toodulu? (sorry toodulu!)

hahah "nahhhh i've got stuff to do, i couldn't come.....where are you going?"

do you wanna come on the date?

no i had a run in with burger king. terrible, terrible things happened there that i must never speak of again..............anyway, pick you up at 7!

ummm....somewhere classy i think. are you a kfc or mcdonalds girl?

yeah well i've had this thing for you for ages, and when it turned out you were a girl it just seemed like a match made in heaven. hahahahah

so you wanna go out some time?

yeah well it's just the ambiguous name and all that i think. sorry

and here i was thinking you were a bloke. sorry mate....er i mean, love. *cough*