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fucking where's the rest of it

haha fuck they are so awesome you should totally get the first one

rove is easily the unfunniest person on his own show that news chick makes me laugh sometimes, even though its a complete ripoff of snl's weekend update

lol terrorist um i work in a lobby bar in a hotel, whooo

lol, worst username ever?

crunchy ftmfw smooth has like no texture, it's like someone's already chewed it up for you

impatient people piss me off more than anything. i mean i'm not overly cautious or whatever, i'm not someone who waits forever to turn or does 10k under the speed limit, but i'm not really up for dying or whatever just for the sake of a few seconds like the other day i was turning right, and...

only after you finish your degree, you can make ten billion a year while you're studying

jesus christ, how tall is your dad?

you know there's a thing called hecs, right?

i've done it, back in high school when i used to play soccer/walk everywhere/go to the beach every day (just generally not a lazy fuck like i am now) i'd eat four or five bowls of cereal in one go mmm, cereal

um :confused:

exactly most people who buy the ripoff shoes from idk, sportsgirl and fuck knows where else probably don't even realise that red soled shoes are christian louboutin's thing anyway not that i would even consider dropping that much on a pair of shoes lol

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mention your boyfriend a few more times.

qld shits on sydney

move with them, and do the subjects that match up while you're there, and do the rest when you get back. might take you a bit longer if there aren't heaps that they will let you take credit for, but eh

fuck not being able to do u-turns at traffic lights, how dumb is that? i'm pretty sure there's that good behaviour thing though, this chick in one of my uni classes in first year got pwned doing 140 in an 80 zone and they gave her like, one point for six months or something. along with a fairly...

imagine the fantastic crowd at this