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extremely late answer, but nah we didn't go out afterwards, we had hectic punch and jello shots and all ended up falling asleep by midnight :shy: yeah nick was there though, and other people from school that now go to uq (and make me feel dumb for choosing to go to griffith). pretty exciting.

manwhore.

i like the red one actually

haha that's like, 95% of my vocabulary. maybe this is the problem :o

:shy: hey i'm a nerd, what are you trying to say

uh oh, lucky you censored the word masturbation because i am extremely offended by it.

jesus christ this is as pointless as the 'does god exist' debate

shopping is awesome clothes shopping inevitably pisses me off though, i'm far too picky

willingness to pay a shitload of money also helps if you have your head in your ass

yeah i would like that surgery too, actually.

rip awesome caesar dressing dude :(

also, those tight denim shorts on guys that generally go for the 'lol electro i'm so awesome general pants whooo' look. you look like a pretentious fuck.

man who are you and why be so creepy for :( i think dudes can pull off skinny jeans if they're the right type of guy. but like, polo + skinny jeans + going out shoes on dudes in night clubs who think they're the shit equals me wanting to throw up

i fucking hate my nose (sup breakage/jew genes) but i don't think i'd ever actually do anything about it, the thought freaks me out

dudes in leggings what the fuck chances are, if they're wearing leggings .. they're not into chicks

haven't done it, although tbh copping a mouthful of sperm doesn't sound too inviting

griffith university village and university village are different things the first one is part of the uni and is across the big red bridge over the smith st motorway, the second one is like five minutes walk from uni in parkwood i heard the griffith one was massively overpriced and shit

that's expensive as fuck, you can get the stuff skeeta was talking about for like $10, it's pretty awesome

i came to the realisation yesterday that earl grey tea smells like pencils

if it was supposedly the downfall of mankind or whatever, it would fucking well better have been a good apple