My attempt at an online relationship:
trickx: Baby, I've been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
trickx: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, trickx.
trickx: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and...