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STFU AND GTFO YOU CUNT! We're all good here.

Still going through mood swings? :devil: Fuck the bible, fuck the quran. Be agnostic or atheist, oh wait, I'm in a sea of them here. :haha:

LOL @ me trying to defend it, how naiive. This thread made me "LOLed"

To answer your question, yes I am. I'm sixteen and my birthday was in christmas last year. :lol: Wait, 16 is the legal age of consent yes? If you agree to $60, SOLD! :lol:

You definately should be ESL mate. Just write up a story and give it to your teacher, they'll immediately put you into an ESL class for the next 5 years. Cause from what I can tell, you'll definately need extra ESL classes. :) I know how it feels, I myself used to be just like you. Although, I...

Pffft, as if need sleep mate. Fkn chuck an all-nighter and go school next day. ;) Don't need to worry about waking up.

To OP, I'll be BF ;). (fuck off :lol:) Fcuk your parents, get a boyfriend behind their backs. They won't know, shit this girl-friend of mine with overrestrictive parents dated a guy and they never found out. If you live by the restrictions that your parents imposed upon you, you're a fkn idiot...

What the fuck? You met someone over my space and web cammed? Fuck that, she might be luring you to some shit. Stay home, thats what mr. right hand is for. ;)

Aiight, Imma sell my V-plate to anyone for about 60 bucks? Anyone take me up on that offer? Admittedly, I havent lost my v-plate yet (i dont care). Hurry up and get me while I'm still young and desperate for crack money! ;) :lol:

Fuck the laptop, I dont want them even though I'm still in school. How about buying more pens Mr. Krudd and paper and fixing the fucking school instead of giving them to the lads who'll just chuck them around for kicks and giggles? Fuck the laptops, give ME the fucking money and I'll buy books...

To OP: Go to talk to someone real, no really. It helps if you can read/see someone/your best friend's facial expression. Go find someone, anyone and confess all your feelings and whats not. It was proven that you'll feel better if you talk to someone face to face instead of through a wire. :)

lame attempt for what? :lol:

Oh god as an asian, I am pissed off with the slanty eyes jokes that Miley pulled. (yeah, that sentence is made of unadulterated sarcasm). Harden the fuck up you cunts, slanty eyes isn't even the least offensive or most offensive joke. The asian got small dicks is funny. I personally find it...

Anyone play this dope shit? I played the trial for 3 days and was completely hook. If you play, reply with your name and corp. ;). You train skills using real time instead of grinding mindlessly like WoW and you fly ships with 1400mm FUCKING ARTILLERIES. Google it up and check it out. :lol...

You do? Smack him for me? :lol: Actually, can you smack him for Boris? :haha:

Wait everytime someone say shave, does the image of no pubes dick/vagina pops into your head? When I say shave, I mean keeping the edge sharp and crisp instead of going out of control while trimming is "taking a pair of scissor on your pubes". Have I got my definition wrong?

That why your guy/guys should do it everyday in the shower. How long does it take to shave off the bit? 30 seconds to a minute? Sounds like a small sacrifice for it to be all smooth and stuff. :haha: LOL.

oooh ooh pick me pick me. I'm older than 16 :D A little shave here and a little trim there wouldn't hurt. But hair growing up around your fkn nipples are disgusting. Pubes wise, scissors and a shaver to keep the lawn neat and tidy and makes the python look bigger. :D Shaving the whole thing...

someone give Boris a fucking medal, the man deserves it. You makes me sniggers like a little school girl. STFU XPac2, you don't know christina in real life. How would you know if shes a slut or not? For all I know, she can either be a junkie or a slut or both. :haha:

I want Tim-tam and pussies!:haha: