oh the amount of couples who got busted at my school
once a teacher busted a couple but they didnt notice her so she called the chick's mum and was like HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET HERE
mum was there in under 10 minutes
saw her lebanese daughter blowing a tongan guy
shitstorm
lol no but she's seen my guy mates on FB and asked me who i find attractive, has read my diary (when i was like 15) and looked up names in school photos and such
edit: my mum = super sleuth