pretend to be a woman, play some scrabble, stick it in her butt, write heaps of satanic shit all over her walls, defecate in the shower, murder her cat, wait three days before calling.
nah duder i'm not that much of a narc
did you get stamped on the way in or way out? like how are you making sure it's under a minute if the person has to wait outside for you to go in and come back out