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you think 90%ile is extremely good?

dude you do 4 unit you'll be fine

Smash english in the HSC

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We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over...

that combination won't get you anywhere unless you're aboriginal

Rissian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar. Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand. "Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?" Kindly Commissar give him four potato for loss of girl. That night...

Russian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America." Potato is more salt.

Toys are made by loyal factory for amusement of the children of the motherland. Toys are of baby, and have realistic crying function. Soon, it becomes difficult to distinguish baby and toy. Both are burned for warmth. Such is life in mother Russia

I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep...

as someone who aced the umat you're in the chit

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maybe if you didn't you would have too jk

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