My Art Theory lecturer brought his bike into the HB15 theatre and stripped down to his Qantas pyjamas to teach us about Sigmund Freud's influence on Surrealism. He also showed pictures of a newborn baby still attached to it's umbilical cord and a Bear In The Big Blue House potty trainer for the...
You know how someone posted those signs when his bike was stolen. Some anonymous person put up stolen signs for a missing left thong, off white with gold strap, size 6 and a gift from her Grandmother in Iceland. It's all over the Shortland area.
At least Triple J will have coverage from Splendour like every other year. You can hear live music for free without being surrounded by faux-rave dickheads.