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keep fapping. with all the pressure you fuckwit man spew fans are putting on him, don't be surprised if he plateaus at 19 and never gets any better.

joint top scorer with crissy ronaldo =/= just "ok" and wow, has anyone realised that kevin davies is fourth top scorer, tied with fwanky? 1. Nicolas Anelka - 15 1. Cristiano Ronaldo - 15 3. Steven Gerrard - 13 4. Kevin Davies - 12 4. Frank Lampard - 12 6. Gabriel Agbonlahor - 11 6. Peter...

go for the strat, as endorsed by ronnie!

i watched it. absolutely shocking stuff. :(

the one and only dennis bergkamp.

this is the problem with so many arsenal fans, one bad thing said about their club and they'll cling onto you in hopes of catching you out like they do their hopes of ever mounting a title challenge again. unfortunately for them, both are very, very unlikely.

can't believe porto blew that. to all the lurking arsenal fans coming out of the woodwork, i really don't know what to say. once again, the stupidity of you numpties is flabbergasting. get fucked.

i feel sorry for arsenal fans. they have pretty much no one on their team who is actually likeable. wait no, i don't feel sorry for them. but their team does suck.

it's over. chelsea are through 7-5 on aggregate.

quite a thriller this one. pretty shocking, but extremely interesting nonetheless.

you spoke too soon. lucas and kuyt scoring in quick succession. 4-3 on the night, 6-5 on aggregate.

and order is restored.

WOOOOOAH! holy fuck, didn't know alex could hit something so sweetly! 2-2 on the night, 5-3 on aggregate. liverpool need two to win on away goals now.

both of these keepers have really fucked their teams over today.

half-time now. 2-0 on the night, 3-3 on aggregate. chelsea still lead on away goals.

my god, cech is a fucking numpty. getting beaten at your near post, for fucks sake.

good side that, if not only for schwarzer and juninho.

pretty shocking :(

this song really blows