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i know of a certain newsagents who'll take any one, so long as you speak fluent english

elite meat lols failllllllll

ye oops forgot to mention that lol idk the difference anymore haha

haha yessss i love that new emergency services number "its only 00112 999 1836957598 something something.... THREE" "nice screensaver... i like the way the smoke seems to be coming off the top of the screen"

exp

doet its the best. tom wanted to watch lesbian vampire killers and he got his mum who was at work to ring up foxtel to order it. lol stupidest movie ever

how fucking freaky does that guy look though like a magician

yeah he does but usually im there to watch stuff anyways box office is awesomeeeee

bahaha i dont have it at home i just go to my boyfriend's place to watch it ily south park

i'm loving the side parted 'fro

i put it in the mail yday love now parents are wondering why im sending letters to canberra

comedy <3

i feel trapped like a moth in a bath

watup

i quit the newsagents and i probably will never post a story in here ever again yay

guess what i quit the newsagency! bahaha

thanksssssssssssss

i herd on the grapevine that your allowing people to send you xmas cards? REALLY?!

will i find you :shy: (note: i'm not actually going to canberra)

hey my wonderful fiancee <3 what would happen if i came to canberra? just purely for the, uhh, sightseeing?