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intercourse with jeremy piven.

actually, you ovulate like 12 days before your period starts or something, that's when you're the most fertile. shark week is when you're the least fertile, because there's little to no chance of getting pregnant then. i dont think i'd ever put a man through oral sex on my bloods, but...

*abort* *abort* *abort* *abort* *abort*

it reminded me of nolan too! i loved the ep with the pidgeon. "why have you served us pigeon?" "because it's considered a delicacy in some countries!" "but those are specially bred pigeons, not ones you found behind your bin." he's really innocent and likeable, but at the same time is...

team shanina

its not a big deal. i've done it countless times. just throw down a towel.

Re: Favourite Alcoholic Drink? vodka cranberry cab merlot pina colada ft-collective-w

maybe you're one of the lucky ones. all of my friends who've tried it say the same thing, and whenever i see those napoleon SAs, they always look orange.

ew, napoleon oxidises. you put it on your skin and no matter what shade it is it always turns orange. get your makeup done at mac or chanel. i think their makeovers are redeemable on products.

get a stigmata wound

imho all those brands suck, ESPECIALLY karen millen. ugh. tacky horrible.

i use mostly mac, but not for foundation. i think you should get a foundation (there are quite a few for different skin types) and cream-shapers eyeliner is good, as well as almost lipstick in black honey (kind of like a balmy stain, pretty berry colour). stay away from eyeshadow, its...

you never call me anymore ashton.

yep, i'm pretty sure you can't take too many either. if you OD on them all that happens is that it makes you bleed, flushing out anything in there. i actually like it when my boyfriend comes in me, but he lasts much longer with a condom, i think because it doesnt feel as good for him. i...

just take about 10 normal contraceptive pills. the morning after pill is just the CP in a larger dose.

i would actually be close to the worst housewife ever. i cant for the life of me keep my own room tide, no matter how hard i try, so if i had a whole house to look after... i think i'd just have to hire a housekeeper. but boy can i cook. my family will all be obese, so thats good.

cleanse, tone, serum, moisturise, eye cream every morning and evening sunscreen every morning facial and body exfoliation 3 times a week shaving legs 3 times a week epilating underarms once a month shampoo and condition every 3 days, deep condition every sunday style hair 3 times a week...

i hope eventually you will accidentally walk past a newspaper and start to worry about actual important things. PS OH MY GOD ITS LAUREN! WOOOOOOO!!

my dress was so pretty, i actually found it at the fleur wood outlet in birkenhead, paid $280. shoes, stockings, earrings and bag i already owned. did my own hair, own makeup, took the train. it was really flattering, i loved it. i'd wear it all the time now but i'd been starving myself for...

some bitch acted all snooty towards me because i put red topy soles on my pumps and she obv. thought i was trying to be all louboutin-y. well la-di-da.