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hahahaha you people are all idiots who don't understand the concept of satire

before i worked at coles i always thought to myself how unpleasant checkout people looked now i know it's because you want to kill everyone in sight

FFS HE DOESN'T DIE. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. *ahem* not really but he doesn't fucking die. seriously if he does i will personally give every person in this room a mexican blowjob

reminded me heaps of me at 13, i was a little shit too

i voted pompous asshole because generally i see him as a big wankjob. i can appreciate some of his stuff but on the whole i come down on the side of wanker.

oh wank wank and wank! seriously i know exactly what they were saying in the matrix and its affiliates. its not like its difficult to wrap your head around the whole 'how do you REALLY know what reality is' concept. get over yourself. hidden meanings my arse, any retard can understand the matrix.

oh man i hate the matrix what i hate more is retarded matrix fans telling me it's cause i 'don't get it'. i get it fine. i just personally think it's a huge intellectual wank that doesn't appeal to me. imo keanu reeves was at his finest in bill and ted's excellent adventure. he does make...

pffft who cares altho dating a maiden fan was a pain in my arse cause every time we were in a car together it was a constant struggle

if i say to you tomorrow take my hand, child come with me yes to a castle i will take you what's to be they say will be catch the wind see us spin sail away leave today way up high in the sky but the wind won't blow, you really shouldn't go it only goes to show that you will be mine...

oh you are all such wankers pooh pooh! i can spell better than you! how frightfully delightful!

dude i am absolutely telling you it's not true. like he probably is technically dead but i can guarantee you it's not permanent. why the fuck would his contract go til november or something if he was going to die like next week?

no this is untrue that person suffers a heart attack but is revived. considering their contract goes til like november... it's not them.

takes my brother and sister and occasionally me to school and does the laundry. and tidies the house in the mornings. i don't think she would be supportive of his racism, this is true.

ahahaha after the election our housekeeper (nice lady but v v christian) told me she was so glad that nice fred nile got a seat or something

not yet it keeps getting delayed by shit also who do you think will be the dead one for the 20th anniversary ep? whispers are susan karl lou or harold. i don't think it's karl or harold so i guess it's susan or lou. hope it's lou :(

paul was so sexy tonight but anyway!!!! not the point. who read that article re:karl and dying?

my dad's been doing it for like 15 years during the busy season he gets up at midnight and gets home at 6pm

Oh my god, this dumb bitch today... there were many of them but this one sticks out. When I was on express and there was a queue of like 6-7 people seeing as there were only 2 registers open, she goes "oh, I forgot something... can you put my order on hold?" and I go "no, sorry, I can't. why...

i try and do as much loose stock and basket collection as humanly possible. i hate the fucking checkout. at my store all the service people want to move to dairy produce etc and all the produce etc people want to move to serve. grass is always greener.

wha? i never deleted shit