Lady: Can I have a poouhhrrball ticket? (sounded like Powerball)
Me: Oh, if you were after Lotto tickets, you'll have to join the other line
Lady *laughs* Oh, no, no, no I mean poouhhrrball ticket?
Me: A Purple bus ticket?
Lady: Yes, poouhhrrball
:spzz: URGH SPEAK PROPERLY FUUUUUUCK.