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I might be at Apollo Bay with S.O, but by all means come chill. Let me know when you're coming down, we'll hit the town/village/beach. It'll be fun!

Jump his bones and give him something to boast about to all his shiny friends.

No, no we can't. Azzie is right, in my experience and those of my friends, girls are just as horny as guys, expecially when in a new relationship. Fo me, a kiss is more affectionate than close. Sex is about pleasure, not comfort. Whereas kissing can be passionate without the "hot and...

The problem only comes when people use cheap fake tan. St Tropez and Sun Bottle from mecca cosmetica are really good, but they cost more. In my opinion, if you are going to fake tan, then buy good stuff or don't at all. Otherwise people will laugh at you. In other news, I never quite...

I know, eh! Now when are you coming down to Melb so you, me, my boots and my dress can all go out on the town like a sexy love-parade!

You speak the truth.

The acting nullified any cinematic or directorial prowess in my opinion. It was so bad, I laughed at "serious moments" See it if you like, but don't try and pretend it's a good film...

Hahahah... QED.

Yeah, that material is crochet, it's see-through around the upper waist, decolletage and upper arms. The rest of it is a similar material but the colour is darker and there's a lining.

Now I know you love those boots darling, but I have these more appropriate ankle boots that go perfectly with the dress. And to all you haters :)... ...You have NO idea how flattering the cut is. It makes me look 5 kg lighter, with an absolutely tiiiiny waist. Anna Sui FTW!

Hahaha! <3 urban dictionary. It's the dirty retarded brother of wikipedia.

Here we go, much better... I will live in this dress forever!

I have the best mum in the entire world! I'm looking for a better pic of it. Soooooo cute. I have the prettiest dress in the world and I am so happy right now!

It's always the same...

I like to change positions every 10 mins or so, but mostly I like being on top. Although in winter him on top is warmer, and stef knows best. ;)

No, Sarah, it's way easier to love his ex if she's fat. Or at least pity her. If they're absolute SEX-ON-LEGS then it doesn't matter how much of a bitch they were, how stupid they were, how many STD's they had...you KNOW he fantasizes about her during sex. How do I know this? Well...

My thoughts exactly! I find it very sad that they do feel the urge to get married, yet hesitate if they think their partner may not be Casanova.

They basically play theatresports games, and the temptation to play up and crack penis jokes is almost overwhelming... but DON'T DO IT! Just think about it as if it were a no-joke workshopping excercise, funny if it needs to be, serious if it doesn't. ...And save the toilet jokes for the...

wheredanton vs thread ...game ...set ...match!

I can beat anyone in an argument, simply because I don't let reason interfere with my emotional instabilty. I love how bi-curious people feel the need to reaffirm their sexuality in every post.