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i've just started back on the pill and my boobies have grown more than a cup size in 3 days. hooray for oral contraception! i keep them in my handbag and take them at about 5pm each day, usually after work or uni.

i like recieving more than giving... i used to think blowjobs were just a fact of life, and something you did wuickly and got over with, but i am starting to like giving them.

i am going for a job interview at degraves espresso today. wearing: black skivvy grey cue pinnie black tights black wool pea coat flat tan boots. hair: in a low plait (haven' worn a plait since high school), fringe out. makeup: concealer natural lippie mascara peachy blush...

i bought AU Vogue yesterday because natalie portman was on the cover, looking her usual hot pixie self. ...i read it in 5 minutes and lost interest. I WANT MY 5 MINUTES AND MY MONEY BACK! i could buy a pepperoni pizza with that money, but now it's lining my canary's cage.

my first boyfriend was raher homely looking, and he didn't really have an ace personality... ...but i was young and i liked all the attention. ps: atticus, you never came and visited me at the copa, and now you have missed your chance forever because i got FIRRRRRRRED! so no free pints...

oh my god yes! NOMI MALONE! i fucking love that movie. and i agree with sex and lucia, y tu mama tambien had some pretty hot scenes, too.

:confused: edit: hi2u my sexy door-matt...

all bonds bras are shit. especially the intimates range, it loses all shape and elasticity after a few washes. in my opinion you're better off buying more expensive underwear, washing it by habd and having it last for ages than buying cheap undies that rip and tear and fit badly. an...

i'd like to tell him to wake the fuck up and kiss me.

well maybe you guys just have to have sex more, then she'll loosen up (ewwwwww) and you guys will get used to each others rhythms (:o ) and it'll all be fine. my boyfriend still comes after about 5 minutes the first time, but the second goes much longer, you just have to work on your...

really? i find it is a bit bumpy under a fitted top because it's lacy-ish, but i like the shape it gives. it gives nice cleavage too. but whenever i wear one, like on a cold day outside, i'll look down and my nipple will be looking up at me through my shirt, having popped out of it's holster...

i also like balconette bras, they're very pretty and flattering. my favourite brand is calvin klein, but i also love elle macpherson. i strongly dislike love kylie, the materials are so synthetic it's like wearing glad-wrap. i am quite partial to the kaiser brazillian range, although...

i thought of something stas: is she very tight? what i mean is, sometimes it's easy to just stick it in before the girl is ready, if it's in the heat of the moment etc. but if the girl's not ready then she'll be very tight and you'll come quicker than if she was properly lubricated/open...

groovy. i thought it enabled the user to blow smoke rings out the vagina or something equally fantastical.

*fast fingers* $100? what do those ones do?

$70 for 2! thats more expensive than ecstacy! more like: between $18 and $50 for 60 (2 months supply) BEFORE being subsidised. afterwards it ends up being about $5-$15 a month. consider it an investment for your future.

any girl who lets a guy have (consensual ;)) sex with her without a condom if she's not on the pill deserves to get pregnant, in my opinon. women should have more respect for their bodies. if you plan on getting so wasted you can't help yourself, or just basically spineless, then go on the...

...just call me dolly doctor. but sometimes if we don't wait long enough before the second time, my boyfriend can't come, and i've heard that if a guy has an erection for too long, his balls explode or something... so make sure that you have dinner or watch some tv before going at it again.

my boyfriend had this problem, but i found that if we had sex twice then the second time would last for much longer. thus, i'd agree with the person that said to masturbate before sex. do it a few hours before, so when you eventually have sex with her its slower and less impulsive. also, try...

oh <3<3<3 (i keep mine in between sheets of tissue in a box at the back of my cupboard, like a wedding dress...) Tonight i'm going to a friend's soiree and i'll be wearing: Black velvet dress with diamante detailing; red tights; these black shoes that used to be my old tap shoes until...