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i think about 20-30 mins is adequate, but my moods change.

a long black double breasted wool coat, red flat shoes (i gace up looking for the perfect ones, and just bought plain ones, all my shoes are simultaneously comitting suicide...)

all hail the king. congratulations, stas. hope she's a keeper.

trust me, if you knew my history with the males of the species you wouldn't envy me. i deserve to be happy, its been a tough ride... but thanks :) life's pretty good right now.

yeah, it finishes on sunday. i'm seeing dave hughes tomorrow and kent valentine on sunday. should be awesome.

i know exactly what you mean, because i used to get so sick of the same type of people. But what i did was i made a decision that i would step outside my world and find interesting outsiders. i have met amazing friends and am in a wonderful relationship.

dont be so easily offended. you said your hymen was stretched and left it at that. i thought i would publicly work through my confusion as to your unusual comment. if you dont want people hypothesising about your naughty bits, dont put it out there.

i'd say for the most part i do the same thing, look at the ways in which i differ from a potential love-interest. i'd say though that if you can immediately see the ways in which a relationship wont work out then your instincts are probably right. there are plenty of fish in the sea, and its...

virgins don't generally masturbate with an instrument... except for alby apparently.

that's because every girl is different.

i know, but if you know your general size its easier. i bought estee lauder perfume, a cute pinafore, a winter coat, lots of undies sets and 6 pairs of stockings. and there goes all my money...

no, i felt pushing and then quite a lot of pain. after this i heard a strange sort of tearing sound. then came the blood...

ha ha ha... that's hilarious! alby, what do you mean you were stretched? like you poked things in there to make your hymen 6 inches long, like a balloon???...yuk

i saw daniel kitson who was absolutely amazing. some of the things he said had me falling off my chair and the next minute he had me pondering my existence. i dont think he would be for everyone's tastes, but i found it extremely clever and enjoyable. tripod are self saucing i think is the...

i tried out for nida and got a callback last year. i was so sure that i wanted to be an actor, but after the heartless treatment and lack of empathy from the auditioners at nida, i realised that there is a weak soul in the industry, if there is a soul at all. you may call me bitter, that...

i like this one http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30434684/ edit: this one too http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30112152/ edit: wow... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30068242/

trim. quite short too, about a cm or you'll end up with massive bruising. the first time will hurt but once you've had it done you'll never go back.

Re: Two trapped miners found alive! mike munro's fucking fault.

absolutely gorgeous. where are they from? (ps i still wear those red ones we both bought to death. they are the prize of my collection...)

Alannah Hill is actually very wearable, as long as you only wear her clothes one at a time. the women who work there all look like high class whores...in a good way ;)