She could be some stalker, "omg matty isnt returning my calls, my txt messages, my emails, my mail, my morse code message, my facebook msg, my myspace msg. omg payback time."
Drunk, out wit da boiz, pick up a hot (possibly) chick, shes consents to the spitroast, other mates thought it would be funny to watch, and beat off. Stuff like this always happens not just in league.
The chicks pretty much a money scoring slut
"omg i just remembered, MJ and his footy players and i had consensual sex, i'll
play the victim and we'll get like 500grands etc from the media"
fuckin slut
So yeah, didnt really want to smoke this weekend. Went to argyle, was all sweet until we went out to the beer garden for a bit, had like 12 durries weeee.
In conclusion: Avoid places inhabited by heaps of smokers
GOOOOO RIEEETTTT