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LOL! Getting your parents to complain works a charm!

OK, the situation is... I'm 16, doing my HSC and I'm an Aussie citizen. Am I elegible for Youth Allowance? The thing is, I've got a part time job but I want to quit so I can really focus on my school work. I wanna know if I'm eligible to recieve youth allowance so I don't rock up at the...

Legal Studies teacher: "So, what was the war that came BEFORE World War II?" Me: "World War I?"

Funniest quote of all time was from a science teacher (pretty hot one at that): Teacher: "We're staying back for 2 minutes to make up for the lost time" Me: "Come on Miss, don't worry about it, it's only 2 minutes, let us go" Teacher: "Don't come (cum) on me!" LOOLL!! CLASSIC! Also, english...

I don't think you're entirely correct about the marking process. I've got quite a few teachers who are HSC markers, some of whom are senior markers, and each have told me that HSC markers LOOK for marks and award half-assed attempts and things which you imply but haven't exactly written down...

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Can I have a job? I'm serious.

wat does tfw stand for?

Answer!

Raw eggs. Seriously. They taste like vanilla and are a great source of protein. P.S. I don't eat the shell, only the yolk and whites.

I'm wearing a cup from now on. :uhoh:

I'm thinking of doing Architecture at University but I'm uncertain of a few things. E.G. What UAI would you need to get into the various univerisities? What are some subject prerequisites? Is it interesting and fun? I'd be so greatful if someone doing the course could answer my...

Rubber vaginas are great and they do count as vaginas, just like a water gun counts as a gun.

LOL. I'll go and photoshop one of my bank statements and add a few extra zeros (or erase the minus before my account balance) and show it to an above-than-average HOT chick! +1 to me! OOOHH YEEAAH!

I'll tell you what we look for. We want nice legs, nice ass, nice face, nice boobs. End of story. Oh, and some brains wouldn't go astray either. Thanks for the answer.

You'll get some girls that say they like a soft cock (someone that's soft and mushy and warm and all that other shit), and you'll get other girls that say they like bad boys. WTF do you girls want? Make up your mind. LOL

That guy deserves to be shot! Was his sister hot?

WTF?!?! The girl's brother as in the girl that was giving the blowjob? WTF is her brother doing letting her give other guys blowjobs?

Nice! Why would Wolverine be screened at Fitness First?

A few years back, I met the main rapper from the rap group The Outlawz. Oh, and I've also seen Tim Bailey (channel 10 weather man) at the easter show one year. The man is the biggest asshole! I've also met a few players from the Bulldogs.