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One of two things is happening for you; 1. Like half of the male population you overrate yourself and have set your standards too high. Solution: Re evaluate the situation, if you're looking for absolutely gorgeous girls you really need to take a step back and remember that all girls will have...

It's like an achievement, it's not really a challenge to fuck some mad slut.

If it tastes and smells that bad then there is something wrong. You should double check thats not her butthole.

I go to a Catholic school but I view myself as an agnostic, I have insufficient evidence to believe either possibility. I think however if there is a God that he definitely did not intend for people to worship and follow Him in the way that people do now. Oops.

No I try to maintain a modicum of personal hygiene. I think she said it to try freak me out for some reason. Anyway,

My girlfriend threatened to circumcise me with scissors in my sleep.

Not alot really, when the kid is older if they bring it up christian you'll have to be present at its baptism, Confirmation and first Communion. I suppose you could potentially have to babysit the child too. Basically you'd be like a distant uncle.

They don't like it because that stuff is pretty degrading for a girl, some may enjoy anal or swallow for you but other than that most girls wont want to do many of those things.

Generally girls are pretty nice, don't really know what you raging misogynists are talking about.

Thats fair enough, hope you don't mind changing your sheets frequently though.

Enjoy citric acid stinging the shit out of your knob.

I find it kind of funny that guys often call girls sluts for sleeping around. See as a guy at least once you have wondered how it would be better if girls had a sex drive similar to a males, when the reason they don't is because they are branded a 'slut' if they are more sexually active. So...

Yeah I dare say its her way of trying to get back to where you guys were. Or more, who knows. ;)

17 yr old dating a 15 and a half year old sounds within acceptable limits. You could just make it that half numbers get round up too.

Fair enough if he's into GILF action but dating a 13 yr old is just fucking gross. There is a simple formula; - Divide your age by 2 - Plus seven - Thats the youngest age person you should date. Note: Will not work if you're under 14

Ok guys may do things like this SOMETIMES but its not like girls don't have moments of complete fucking insanity. Simple answer is that if his affections are on and off then he just wants some one to fool around with when he's in the mood.

You can stare at their eyes all you want buddy but unless you spend some quality time down there she'll be packing her bags.

No, the wrongness makes it all the better.

Because they're fun to play with.

My girlfriend always wears my shirts to bed because she said they smell like me. I thought she was saying I had body odour. :(