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[crazylilmonkee]

nah its just i got a new phone and yeah the 3310 is just sittin on my desk
altho the batt's a bit dodgy, if theres 1 bar of batt left, as a call comes thru it kills it like that and the phone wont turn on till u charge it.. lets say i didnt treat me batt well...

 

[Frigid]

Originally posted by truly-in-bliss
frigid popped a baby hahaha

YEAH, THOSE FUCKING CONDOMS SHOULD NOT BURST!

ME GONNA SUE ANSELL ON THE GROUNDS OF BREACH OF SECTION 75 AZC OF THE TRADE PRACTICES ACT (1974) (CTH)

 

[babydoll_]

well if you seriously mean it, my first child's name is gonna be Jess regardless of gender

*love*

at least let me give you $$$ for it. how much do you want?

 

[crazylilmonkee]

do not buy glow in the dark condoms
they break soooooooooo easily its not funny

 

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Originally posted by crazylilmonkee
do not buy glow in the dark condoms
they break soooooooooo easily its not funny

fuck!
no wonder she was going on about the moisture in the room

 

[crazylilmonkee]

hang on gotta check where i put it first
but seriously 3310's arent worth anything these days

edit: found it!! its still got this mad green rubber cover on it hahaah

 

[babydoll_]

cmon, give me a price!

 

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i'll join in the bid!

69cents!

 

[crazylilmonkee]

take it hun

 

[babydoll_]

when i grow up, my kids are gonna be called jess, julie, winston, jimmy, david, linda, xiao and opal

then again, i might not have 8 kids

Originally posted by crazylilmonkee
take it hun

HOW MUCH! im NOT gonna take a phone for free

 

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don't name your son(or daughter) Jimmy!!

i think my dad regrets it
lol

oh wait

i think its me, not the name
lol

 

[crazylilmonkee]

lunch
r u in the lect next to murphy on tues mornin at 10 -11?

 

[babydoll_]

Originally posted by ...
don't name your son(or daughter) Jimmy!!

whats wrong with it?

how about jimmy-san?

Originally posted by crazylilmonkee
lunch

at UNSW? the food is teh sux0rs

cmon, im basically giving you free rein here! anything you want

 

[truly-in-bliss]

meeh wonders wotz the pt of flavoured condoms?? .... wouldnt that be like sucking a rubber glove???

 

[crazylilmonkee]

giving head gaining choc flavour instead of..


hhahahah thats wat my friend said

 

[cro_angel]

wow ive been here like 6 months and ive never noticed this thread..
umm hello?
*bursts in witn non asian pride*

.. slowly backs away
carry on..

 

[Frigid]

Originally posted by crazylilmonkee
lunch

six elements of a contract:

offer: i offer jess lunch for phone
acceptance: jess accepts offer
intention: legal intention.
consideration: consideration given in form of sushi, damn right good consideration.
capacity: both of us are of majority age, able to draw up contracts.
consent: jess consents without any undue force, duress or threats.

 

[babydoll_]

heheh reminds me of this
http://www.bash.org/?50891
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

 

[crazylilmonkee]

shit

 

[truly-in-bliss]

Originally posted by Frigid

six elements of a contract:

offer: i offer jess lunch for phone
acceptance: jess accepts offer
intention: legal intention.
consideration: consideration given in form of sushi, damn right good consideration.
capacity: both of us are of majority age, able to draw up contracts.
consent: jess consents without any undue force, duress or threats.

i am doiing contract as well wen


call meeh a newbie.. but is that srsli why sperm doesnt taste sweet?