shush celtic fag
ur league is that terrible that ur leading goalscorer cant buy a goal at national level, and against quite avg opposition too.
guys read this, pretty funny
Fabio Capello Resigns As Kevin Keegan Is Appointed England Coach - Goal.com
hahaha at this bit:
Towards the end of the raid, Steven Gerrard made a dash for a taxi in order to escape, but upon having his wrist brushed by the pursuing officer, he threw himself to the floor, landing awkwardly on a broken bottle, apparently lost by John Terry approximately 10 months ago in Moscow. Gerrard sustained serious injuries and was air-lifted to a nearby hospital.
Injured | England's midfield stars
Frank Lampard was chased by police down an alleyway after having robbed a bakery. Despite several shots being fired, they were all miraculously deflected and none of them hit the Chelsea star. He was nevertheless found unconscious minutes later after having attempted to jump a fence and hit the wall. His personal physician revealed that this is not the first time he has suffered from such an accident.
and
Goalkeeper David James was first to be taken in for assault, after he picked up a girl in a bar, then dropped her.
Stewart Downing attempted to flee the scene but unfortunately couldn't beat the first man