A Mathematician's Love Letter (1 Viewer)

[vafa]

De-Morgan's Apartment,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you
my
heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from
your
eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only
you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of
my
love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve
you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying
the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an
element
of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart
would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher
order
derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras

 

[tehsky]

thats hot.

 

[tanjin]

i lol'd

 

[Azamakumar]

Ruse class of 07 one was better imo.

 

[henry1989]

i like it haha

 

[Member232135]

Vafa i think i know you. You were a student at Wyndham College last year right?

 

[simonloo]

What do you sound like during secks?

 

[Davriel]

Wow... that is some love letter. Being a nerd I think I should use that. Being a NON-MATHEMATICS nerd means I'm being cheap and lazy. Oh, yes, I did understand it.

 

[Aralia]

Thanks, you've made my day.

 

[DownInFlames]

I'd tap that

 

[Davriel]

Fuck you are shit davriel.

I'm not sure what's worse, that I've been insulted by someone over the internet, or the fact I was insulted by someone who will still be living in his mum's basement when he's forty?

(Yes, there is a double meaning Brogan, perhaps if you used both of your brain cells you may just understand it.)

 

[Big80smullet]

hehe i didnt get much of that but i still laughed for fear of looking stupid on the internets. lol

 

[Davriel]

lolfag

I stand corrected. I'm arguing with a bloody toddler. Curiousity, Brogan, did you even read the first post? Wait, can you read it?

 

[historykidd]

I stand corrected. I'm arguing with a bloody toddler. Curiousity, Brogan, did you even read the first post? Wait, can you read it?

Upon reading your previous posts and coming from a neutral standpoint -

You are quite possibly one of the worst people this forum has ever seen.



"People like me have existed since the dawn of man. We are the leaders, the thinkers and more often than not, the puppeteers."

Rofl.

 

[Davriel]

Sorry man, I couldn't hear you over your massive manipulation level.

Are you stalking me? If yes, you'll see me with the binoculars outside your window, should make it easier.

Upon reading your previous posts and coming from a neutral standpoint -

You are quite possibly one of the worst people this forum has ever seen.

Not really. Well, maybe, but not THE worst.

Tell you what, since I'm getting SICK of being stalked on BoS, I'll make you a deal...

 

[ZJ NingNing]

I didnt get all of it but the parts where I understood were pretty lol.

 

[faov]

That was so good!

I also felt smart because I recognised several of the mathematical terms

 

[wuddie]

oh my, that's some love letter. that's like a babe magnet, you can pick up any chick you want with that.

 

[kaz1]

an asian would probably write a letter like that

 

[faov]

an asian would probably write a letter like that

That is such a false genderisation, and so discriminatory.

My boyfriend is somewhat Asian but bad at math. He would not have written me such a letter.