Age Married (1 Viewer)

[SnivysTrainer]

How old were you when you got married, assuming you have been?

 

[TLDR]

>implying I'll get married.
>implying I want the once love of my life to get too comfortable and let herself get fat and slobbish while she goes out and spends my money I'm slaving away for on clothes or expensive gifts for herself and gets shitty when I tell her I'm trying to save up and subsequently yells at me for being a selfish bastard.
>implying I want to go through a painful emotionally and financially divorce and end up paying alimony for 18 years or spousal maintenance
>implying I want to watch as some beta takes my left overs and raises my kids on my alimony payments
>implying I want to be denied the right to see my kids yet still spend half my pay check on child support which my no good wife will spend on herself.
no, that doesn't sound fun.

 

[RealiseNothing]

>implying I'll get married.
>implying I want the once love of my life to get too comfortable and let herself get fat and slobbish while she goes out and spends my money I'm slaving away for on clothes or expensive gifts for herself and gets shitty when I tell her I'm trying to save up and subsequently yells at me for being a selfish bastard.
>implying I want to go through a painful emotionally and financially divorce and end up paying alimony for 18 years or spousal maintenance
>implying I want to watch as some beta takes my left overs and raises my kids on my alimony payments
>implying I want to be denied the right to see my kids yet still spend half my pay check on child support which my no good wife will spend on herself.
no, that doesn't sound fun.

Are you my long lost twin?

 

[Spiritual Being]

>implying I'll get married.
>implying I want the once love of my life to get too comfortable and let herself get fat and slobbish while she goes out and spends my money I'm slaving away for on clothes or expensive gifts for herself and gets shitty when I tell her I'm trying to save up and subsequently yells at me for being a selfish bastard.
>implying I want to go through a painful emotionally and financially divorce and end up paying alimony for 18 years or spousal maintenance
>implying I want to watch as some beta takes my left overs and raises my kids on my alimony payments
>implying I want to be denied the right to see my kids yet still spend half my pay check on child support which my no good wife will spend on herself.
no, that doesn't sound fun.

fml

omg

perfect

 

[SnivysTrainer]

>implying I'll get married.
>implying I want the once love of my life to get too comfortable and let herself get fat and slobbish while she goes out and spends my money I'm slaving away for on clothes or expensive gifts for herself and gets shitty when I tell her I'm trying to save up and subsequently yells at me for being a selfish bastard.
>implying I want to go through a painful emotionally and financially divorce and end up paying alimony for 18 years or spousal maintenance
>implying I want to watch as some beta takes my left overs and raises my kids on my alimony payments
>implying I want to be denied the right to see my kids yet still spend half my pay check on child support which my no good wife will spend on herself.
no, that doesn't sound fun.

I can see where you're coming from, but then you obviously haven't found the ONE girl in your life.