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AN ODE TO REVISON (sung to the tune of I Will Survive)
>
> At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
> Kept thinking I could never pass without
>revision guides,
>
> But then I spent so many nights, getting
>all the questions wrong,
> And I grew strong,
> And I learned how to scrape along,
>
> I won't look back, to any place,
> When I can swallow 15 shots and get
>completely off my face,
>
> I would have spent all day at work, I would
>have had no spare time free,
> If I'd thought for just one second my exams
>would bother me,
>
> So all my notes, are on the floor,
> Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy
>night anymore...
>
> Weren't you the one who tried to get me to
>revise?
> You think I'd crumble?
> You think I'd work towards the skies?
>
> Oh no, not I!
> I won't revise!
>
> Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay
>alive,
>
> Though my money's at an end,
> I've my overdraft to spend,
> I won't revise,
> I won't revise!!
>
> It took all the strength I had, not to act
>the part,
> But in the end my real revision didn't even
>start.
>
> I used to sit at home at night, feeling
>guilty to myself,
> I used to try,
> But now hold my head up high,
>
> And you see me! Somebody new!
> I'm not that mixed up weird person who
>wants a good 99.2
> So if you feel like dropping in, chances
>are that I'll be free,
> Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll
>fail my HSC,
>
> Oh no, not I!
> I won't revise,
>
> I think that I may scrape a third, but I
>could be telling lies!
> Let theteachers all scorn,
> My bed's far too nice and warm,
>
> I won't revise,
> I won't revise, yeah yeah!
>
> At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
> Kept thinking I could never pass without
>revision guides,
>
> But then I spent so many nights, getting
>all the questions wrong,
> And I grew strong,
> And I learned how to scrape along,
>
> I won't look back, to any place,
> When I can swallow 15 shots and get
>completely off my face,
>
> I would have spent all day at work, I would
>have had no spare time free,
> If I'd thought for just one second my exams
>would bother me,
>
> So all my notes, are on the floor,
> Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy
>night anymore...
>
> Weren't you the one who tried to get me to
>revise?
> You think I'd crumble?
> You think I'd work towards the skies?
>
> Oh no, not I!
> I won't revise!
>
> Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay
>alive,
>
> Though my money's at an end,
> I've my overdraft to spend,
> I won't revise,
> I won't revise!!
>
> It took all the strength I had, not to act
>the part,
> But in the end my real revision didn't even
>start.
>
> I used to sit at home at night, feeling
>guilty to myself,
> I used to try,
> But now hold my head up high,
>
> And you see me! Somebody new!
> I'm not that mixed up weird person who
>wants a good 99.2
> So if you feel like dropping in, chances
>are that I'll be free,
> Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll
>fail my HSC,
>
> Oh no, not I!
> I won't revise,
>
> I think that I may scrape a third, but I
>could be telling lies!
> Let theteachers all scorn,
> My bed's far too nice and warm,
>
> I won't revise,
> I won't revise, yeah yeah!
