Monstar said:
Hey man, you gotta tell me how he got into all those clubs.. i wont be 18
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the ultimate guide to getting into clubs underage as adopted by fabio:
1 - work out every day from the age of 5
2 - be able 2 bench press 120kg at the age of 17, and only weigh 70kg urself
3 - maybe be tall (despite the fact that he was only a short arse...)
4 - dont shave for a week before schoolies, develop a nice beard (not bum fluff)
5 - be confident, walk up, ask the bouncers if theres many ladies inside tonight, how they got their job as security, say uve wanted 2 become one (cause ur buff
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6 - walk in nice and confidently
7 - act like a local, security dont like schoolies
8 - if denied entry, or asked for ID, either make a quick excuse such as uve been at work all day, ur mate inside is gunna shout you beers,
9 - if still denied, then walk away, dont make a scene, all this does is attracts cops, and makes the security remember you, they then tell their mates, and ur screwed
10 - if all else fails, go 2 the beach and get pissed.....but do it up near southport end, cops migrate from surfers SOUTH
also, in regards to being pissed in ur room....it depends on what ur security is like, at tiki, we had the best security ever, they let us do anything as long as we were nice to them, and took responsibility for any damage or anything else we shouldnt have done....worked out fine, but ur security may not let u hav booze in ur room.... or some other shit, if they just find u smashed, then they cant do anything really....not as though its illegal to take to much cough mixture
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