APPRENTICE: booksmarts or streetsmarts (1 Viewer)

[david88]

APPRENTICE: booksmarts or streetsmarts
who do yo reckon will win the nerds or the "up and atem" people.

 

[Nick]

it's hard to tell who will come up trumps.

 

[mcdickpants 2.5]

i swear to christ if you make one more clever pun i will cry from an overwhelming feeling of inadequacy.
like when im in public urinals.

 

[Paulus]

it's hard to tell who will come up trumps.

Buh-dum-tish.

It's possible for the book-smart people to have street-smarts also, but less likely someone with street-smarts has book-smarts if you know what I mean, so I'd say there'll be a few kick-arse "book-smarts" who also have the street cred and will do well.

 

[Nick]

are you suggesting that some of the contestants are drug dealers, or prostitutes

i can't tell

 

[Paulus]

Yes, Nick, that's exactly what I'm saying - the drug dealers and prostitues will win the world.

 

[mcdickpants 2.5]

Yes, Nick, that's exactly what I'm saying - the drug dealers and prostitues will win the world.

they will?
fuck im in the wrong trade!

 

[Paulus]

It's never too late to start selling your body on street corners.

 

[spiny norman]

My great grandmother was a prostitute.

And Jon Voight's character in Midnight Cowboy is actually based on my uncle.

So it looks like I'll be good in this respect.

 

[Paulus]

My great grandmother was a prostitute.

And Jon Voight's character in Midnight Cowboy is actually based on my uncle.

So it looks like I'll be good in this respect.

Not everything's about you.

 

[spiny norman]

No, in this case it is about my family.

And that's actually the truth about my great grandmother. The first woman in NSW to have a legal abortion.

 

[Paulus]

So it looks like I'll be good in this respect.

Yeah, family.

 

[spiny norman]

Okay, fair point.

But I did mention three other people in that, which has to be an all-time first.

Gosh, even in the person above you thread I often post about myself. I'm very self-aware, aren't I?

 

[Paulus]

Self-aware is a nice way of putting it.

 

[nicko88]

Anyways, putting prostitutes and drug dealers aside, I think Trump chooses whoever everybody else wants to win. So, it's neither.

 

[spiny norman]

Self-aware is a nice way of putting it.

Well, it's not really self-centredness or anything like that, so I figured that would be the most applicable word for what I am.

 

[Paulus]

Clearly.

10 Char.

 

[spiny norman]

No, well self-centredness insinuates that I only care about myself and have little to no respect for people around me. Which I say is definitely not true.

I'm vain, perhaps, but not self-centred.