Australia's qualification to the World Cup (Analysis) (1 Viewer)
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Who's done more for Australia?
The Queen, or Guus?
CHANGE THE FACES ON THE COINS, I SAY!
The Queen, or Guus?
CHANGE THE FACES ON THE COINS, I SAY!
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my sharona
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That's pretty slack.
He says it as if Australia is the shittest team in the world, as if they had just lost to an under-12s team or something.
I mean, we're not 'up there' as of yet, but we're alright.
He says it as if Australia is the shittest team in the world, as if they had just lost to an under-12s team or something.
I mean, we're not 'up there' as of yet, but we're alright.
Hahahha I'm glad I didn't do this after Australia qualified:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1611970.html?menu=
A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.
Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.
Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice.
They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.
Geoffrey, of Senghenydd, spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.
He said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won...
“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going.
“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”
He added: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.”
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1611970.html?menu=
A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.
Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.
Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice.
They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.
Geoffrey, of Senghenydd, spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.
He said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won...
“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going.
“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”
He added: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.”
Not-That-Bright
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Their coach seemed like a stupid fuck, throwing balls at our players and shit...
Have some dignity.
Have some dignity.
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That coach was the biggest fuckin dickhead, and what about those faggoty uruguay players complaining about the balls pressure....GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT.Not-That-Bright said:
omfg we made it , Germany here we come..
Fossati-poor sportsmanship
Schwarzer-champion
Reboca-lol, nice try we have the 'devine right,' yeah the devine right to miss the world cup
Kewell-how ironic, as Fossati said, and i quote 'Australia didn't have that one special player' now whose got egg on their face
Vidmar-The veteran did it again, great game, good penalty kick
Neill-how cool was he? just took 2 steps and the bal hit the back of the net, great defensive game
Bresciano-magnificent, should have scored 2 goals, one just missed by mm
Viduka-a great captains game
Guus-the master, made the difference, no offence to farina but, if Guus wasnt there we wud not be going to germany.
, Germany here we come.. Fossati-poor sportsmanship
Schwarzer-champion
Reboca-lol, nice try we have the 'devine right,' yeah the devine right to miss the world cup
Kewell-how ironic, as Fossati said, and i quote 'Australia didn't have that one special player' now whose got egg on their face
Vidmar-The veteran did it again, great game, good penalty kick
Neill-how cool was he? just took 2 steps and the bal hit the back of the net, great defensive game
Bresciano-magnificent, should have scored 2 goals, one just missed by mm
Viduka-a great captains game
Guus-the master, made the difference, no offence to farina but, if Guus wasnt there we wud not be going to germany.
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Wont mean much if Rafa gets Simao or Joaquin. And, lol, thats right, I seem to recall you saying how shite Neill is after a rumour that Wenger was interested.Benny_ said:
Lol, I remembered that halfway through the second extra half, and I knew it was ours. Johnny Warren also had a hand in that. THAT was the true turning point in Australian football. Lets see If Safran has a brag on mondaybrogan said:
Anyone see any of the Uruguayan girls? Phwoooar, I drunkenly tried to hit on them, but I dont think I got close.stazi said:
The experts kept saying how Montero is 34 and wont handle 180 minutes well, well Vidmar is 35 and had the best match of his life. I also recall hearing many mention here that his tired legs wouldnt handle it...copious said:
Reminds me of Big Phil, who got the ball kids to do that. Worked a treat for him.Not-That-Bright said:
I dont feel like analysing the game, I can barely remember it. I hoped mum taped it at home, I might watch it now.
And I realised I have the same sig as someone else here. Must find a new one...
Have some dignity
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viduka was such an idiot, he basically tapped the ball into the goal which wasn't even on the path into the goal
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Thanks, but not needed, my bro taped it on DVD! Gonna save me $30 for buying it when it comes out (any time soon). Hell, I'll buy it anyway.playboy2njoy said:
Yeah, I met up with a few Brazilians who were supporting us. I think they were happier than me, but I think that was because they were high. t least Uruguay can supply illegal drugs to the world. They seem to be better at that than football these days. Stay high.Jimmy_B said:
Duke has been excellent as captain, but will he keep it for Germany? Methinks Hiddink will give him the armband again, I think thats wise. He makes a better captain than Moore.
And anyone see Toyota World Sport tonite? John Safran claimed credit for the win. I think he deserves some of it
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Constip8edSkunk
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who needs moore when we have vidmar!
nah seriously i reckon dukes should keep the captiancy, hes been a totally new player since guus gave him the armband, and while moore has the exprience captaining sides, i honestly cant remember much of him doing anything inspirational as captain for australia.... though frank farina might have something to do with it.
nah seriously i reckon dukes should keep the captiancy, hes been a totally new player since guus gave him the armband, and while moore has the exprience captaining sides, i honestly cant remember much of him doing anything inspirational as captain for australia.... though frank farina might have something to do with it.