best pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

[mmm_sofay]

"some people are here to find love, myself? I'm after sex with someone as good looking as you" ~ made up by me
"There's something about you that gives me a boner, so I think it's your responsibility to help me get rid of it." ~ also by me (be warned, if the person you are talking to is holding a sharp object and gets a weird glint in their eye)

do they even work?
they sound pretty lame...

 

[= Jennifer =]

excuse me are you are parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you

 

[mmm_sofay]

im not feeling myself tonight.
can i feel you instead?

 

[um..]

hi i post on bored of studies, i have six rep boxes

 

[Beckiki_S]

hi i post on bored of studies, i have six rep boxes

That wouldnt work. Girls are intimidated by really cool guys.

 

[hiphophorray123]

do you want some lebanese between your knees baby

nice legs when do they open

fuck im late for my streetrace

compo

suck my dick

come here and fuck me baby

oh sorry for spitting in your eye i was trying to say hello

*spits on floor*

i drink and drive

i just rolled a nerd for this shirt do u like it baby

im a real blood

im a real crip

i sell drugs

shutup slut and suck my dick coz im a playa like 2pac says in his songs

 

[lfc_reds2003]

my arms arent the biggest muscle i have

u have nice eyes, i want to gaze into them wen u suk me


ur kinda small, ur vagina wont be wen im done

u like cum in the eye?
F: WTF slap
i said , u like hot apple pie

I heard semen is the best moisturiser, want some for free

u see that girl over there (pointing).... we had a multi orgasmic experience last nite!


u ever squirted before?
F: what? SLAP
I mean't oranges


I MADE THEM ALL UP THEN

haha
thats y they ere random

 

[um..]

dont hold your breath

 

[Beckiki_S]

my arms arent the biggest muscle i have

u have nice eyes, i want to gaze into them wen u suk me


ur kinda small, ur vagina wont be wen im done

u like cum in the eye?
F: WTF slap
i said , u like hot apple pie

I heard semen is the best moisturiser, want some for free

u see that girl over there (pointing).... we had a multi orgasmic experience last nite!


u ever squirted before?
F: what? SLAP
I mean't oranges


I MADE THEM ALL UP THEN

haha
thats y they ere random

I bet you get all the ladies with beauties like that. You know there's a WORST pickup line thread aswell right?

 

[Smokey_22]

What screws like a tiger and winks?







*makes the come here gesture with finger*

"I knew if i fingered you long enough you'd come"

 

[mmm_sofay]

*makes the come here gesture with finger*

"I knew if i fingered you long enough you'd come"

ive heard a similar one.

*come hither with one finger gesture*
if i can get you to come here with one finger, imagine what i can do with 2/3

 

[Pepani]

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

i love when cute boys use this one. haha

 

[scoby_2000]

Ok.

The best one ive ever heard is one no one can refuse....so be careful as to who you use it with.....


"If i were to ask you to have sex with me.....would the answer be the same as to this question?"

think about it people!!!

 

[mmm_sofay]

Ok.

The best one ive ever heard is one no one can refuse....so be careful as to who you use it with.....


"If i were to ask you to have sex with me.....would the answer be the same as to this question?"

think about it people!!!

i dont get it.
im too lazy to think right now.

 

[Smokey_22]

Ok.

The best one ive ever heard is one no one can refuse....so be careful as to who you use it with.....


"If i were to ask you to have sex with me.....would the answer be the same as to this question?"

think about it people!!!

You don't exactly want them to think about it for a while....

 

[Dreamerish*~]

lol i get it
either way you agree to have sex with them '-_-
so say "maybe"

 

[llamalope]

almost ALL pick up lines are LAME and represent desperation..... the only one i've liked on this forum was "apart from being sexy what do you do for a living".......

 

[Smokey_22]

"...Hey, remember me? I used to pull on your pig-tail in preschool!"

 

[LazyBoy]

"hi, my name is josh" works well.