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Whats the best pickup line you have heard? xD

IMO - 'My torch has two times magnification'
 

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How heavy is a Polar Bear?

Heavy enough to break the ice.
 

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Lets have some fun this beat is sick, i want to take a ride on your disco stick.
 

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tits out, for the boys, tits out for the boys.

Chant that shit lads...100 idiots chanting that together (no homo).
 

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yeah that ones great.

though its better said one on one in a quiet romantic location.
 

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Who needs a pick up line when there's chloroform.
 

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chloroform is all about the pick-up and go....no lines are required
 

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Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Guy: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

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(Hand girl a napkin/towel/other similar thing)

Girl: What's this for?

Guy: To wipe off your face after I cum on it.
 
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you have really pretty eyes, they'd look great in a jar on my shelf
 
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Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Guy: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

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(Hand girl a napkin/towel/other similar thing)

Girl: What's this for?

Guy: To wipe off your face after I cum on it.

i lol'ed thats pretty funny xD
 

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Guy: You got a little Irish in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Want some?

Lame but still funny.
 

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